To: rightwingintelligentsia
2 posted on
05/22/2009 4:38:38 AM PDT by
TSgt
(Extreme vitriol and rancorous replies served daily. - Mike W USAF)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Ah, who doesn’t love a good wedding story!
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Maybe Mr. Hardy wanted to live the movies he watched as a boy.
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Word has it that on their wedding night he excused himself and went into the bathroom. Five minutes later he emerged, stark naked, wearing a condom and with cotton stuffed into his nose and ears.
"Well, I guess I know what the condom is for," she said. "But what's with the cotton?"
"Listen, Baby," he replied. "There are two things I can't stand. One is the sound of a young woman screaming in ecstasy. The other is the smell of rubber burning."
8 posted on
05/22/2009 4:54:56 AM PDT by
Mr Ramsbotham
("Baldrick, to you the Renaissance was just something that happened to other people, wasn't it?")
To: rightwingintelligentsia
And of course now she knows why they call it “84 Lumber.”
9 posted on
05/22/2009 4:56:36 AM PDT by
Mr Ramsbotham
("Baldrick, to you the Renaissance was just something that happened to other people, wasn't it?")
To: rightwingintelligentsia
There’s no fool like an old fool!
10 posted on
05/22/2009 4:58:13 AM PDT by
Smittie
To: martin_fierro
12 posted on
05/22/2009 5:01:49 AM PDT by
Jaxter
(Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
"Well, there's another fine mess I've gotten myself into."
15 posted on
05/22/2009 5:09:03 AM PDT by
reagan_fanatic
(When you put Democrats in charge, stupid things happen)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
C’mon guys.
Where’s your romantic side?
;) lol
16 posted on
05/22/2009 5:19:32 AM PDT by
Daisyjane69
(GO CAVS !!!! No Cleveland championship since 1964. I'm not getting any younger!)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
This reminds me of the joke about the man who propositions a woman by asking if she would "sleep with him for a million dollars." While she agrees that would be OK, but when asked if she would "sleep with them for twenty dollars," she replied with incredulty, "what kind of woman do you think I am?"
The propositioner says, "we've already established what kind of woman you are, we're just negotiating the price."
17 posted on
05/22/2009 5:23:47 AM PDT by
Lou L
To: rightwingintelligentsia; The Spirit Of Allegiance
http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/2007/0822/13950326_240X180.jpg He beams with pride, but it wood never work out. He can ply her all he wants but his joist-stick won't serve as a supporting member for long. He also didn't care for her furring strip, I hear.
To: rightwingintelligentsia
The 84 Lumber here went out of business years ago.
26 posted on
05/22/2009 8:24:39 AM PDT by
real saxophonist
(The fact that you play tuba doesn't make you any less lethal. -USMC bandsman in Iraq)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
So the guy paid some cash and gifts and got a hottie for half a year.
The funny thing his that HIS lifestyle was too fast for HER! I like this guy.
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