Kind of like the bimbo’s that Trump chooses for his brides.
Too Old To Cut The Mustard
Marlene Dietrich and Rosemary Clooney (1952)
Submitted by Ralph
Both:
Too old, too old
He’s too old to cut the mustard anymore
He’s gettin’ too old, too old
He’s too old to cut the mustard anymore
Marlene:
Once I kissed a millionaire
Ran my fingers through his hair
The whole thing turned out pretty grim
‘Cause none of his hair belonged to him
Both:
Too old, too old
He’s too old to cut the mustard anymore
He’s gettin’ too old, too old
He’s too old to cut the mustard anymore
Rosemary:
A gent I know with a big sedan
Swore he was an army man
But he got dressed up, fit to kill
In the uniform he wore at the Bunker Hill
Both:
Too old, too old
He’s too old to cut the mustard anymore
He’s gettin’ too old, too old
He’s too old to cut the mustard anymore
Marlene:
I entertained an actor I know
The moon was high and the lights were low
He said I’d like to play the scene
But it’s time to drink my Ovaltine
Both:
Too old, too old
He’s too old to cut the mustard anymore
He’s gettin’ too old, too old
He’s too old to cut the mustard anymore
Rosemary:
It seems that every man you meet
Wants to sweep you off his feet
Marlene:
But gals, before you do submit
Make him show his birth certificate
Both:
Too old, too old
He’s too old to cut the mustard anymore
He’s gettin’ too old, too old
He’s too old to cut the mustard anymore