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Russian Tourists Have Sex With a Porcupine (Florida)
pravda.com ^
| 5-18-09
| pravda
Posted on 05/19/2009 3:24:37 PM PDT by WOBBLY BOB
Two Russian tourists paid a very high price for breaking the American law which bans sex with porcupines.
Staying in Florida on vacation, two Russians from Saint Petersburg decided to check whether they are able to circumvent such an unusual law or not.
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TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bestiality; celebrateperversity; fl; florida; floriduh; napl; porcupine; russia; russian; sexlaws
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To: allmendream
41
posted on
05/19/2009 4:08:27 PM PDT
by
silverleaf
("Never forget that everything Hitler did in Germany was legal ( Martin Luther King))
To: WOBBLY BOB
The clock is ticking on this thread, perhaps.
To: Electric Graffiti
43
posted on
05/19/2009 4:10:20 PM PDT
by
Lizavetta
(Politicians: When they're not lying, they're stealing.)
To: silverleaf
All I am saying is that I envision a male porcupine advising these two kvnuckle-heads that it is a rather difficult undertaking even for a professional.
44
posted on
05/19/2009 4:14:12 PM PDT
by
allmendream
("Wealth is EARNED not distributed, so how could it be redistributed?")
To: WOBBLY BOB
How do Russian Tourists have sex with a porcupine?
The usual punchline is "Very carefully."
But in this case, "Very drunkenly" would probably be closer to the truth.
45
posted on
05/19/2009 4:18:13 PM PDT
by
x
To: WOBBLY BOB
I can picture the guy who wrote the bill.
” I know it is the one thing nobody would ever do but there is always one jerk that feels compelled to break the law, lets see them break this one.”
46
posted on
05/19/2009 4:21:20 PM PDT
by
dangerdoc
(dangerdoc (not actually dangerous any more))
To: seatrout
Good grief. What was that dog thinking? I'm guessing it's: "Ow. owow. ow. ow. ow. ow-ow-ow." Or, something like that.
I don't know why they do it either, especially after the first quill. I had a black Lab that did something very much like that. Dozens, if not hundreds of quills. One right through his tongue. Poor guy was miserable, but: he never licked a porcupine again.
47
posted on
05/19/2009 4:25:13 PM PDT
by
Ramius
(Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
To: WOBBLY BOB; Slings and Arrows
In lieu of there not being a "WHY?" ping list...
You know if there's a law, this ain't the FIRST time!
48
posted on
05/19/2009 4:34:51 PM PDT
by
Titan Magroyne
("Drill now drill hard drill often and give old Gaia a cigarette afterwards she deserves it." HerrBlu)
To: allmendream
The male starts the process by dousing the female in his urine.
A nice dinner, a gold pendant, a box of chocolates, some bottles of cheap vodka, douse her in urine, whatever. Ya do whatever it takes to get her in the mood.
I've got to admit though, I don't see the urine thing as a winning strategy, percentagewise.
49
posted on
05/19/2009 4:52:46 PM PDT
by
Cheburashka
(It's a sin to mock a killing bird. And in general very risky.)
To: Cheburashka
50
posted on
05/19/2009 5:16:46 PM PDT
by
allmendream
("Wealth is EARNED not distributed, so how could it be redistributed?")
To: bethybabes69
In this case it'd make flying ashtrays sound like a trip to Disneyland.
Cheers!
51
posted on
05/19/2009 6:06:33 PM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: Titan Magroyne; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ..
52
posted on
05/19/2009 8:23:28 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(Israel is built on rock. Arabia is built on sand.)
To: WOBBLY BOB; Slings and Arrows
OUCH!
To: Electric Graffiti
English Bull Terrier, actually.
54
posted on
05/19/2009 10:43:22 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(Israel is built on rock. Arabia is built on sand.)
To: WOBBLY BOB
Concubine? >>> YES
Porcupine? >>> Not so much
55
posted on
05/20/2009 7:05:16 AM PDT
by
BlueMondaySkipper
(Involuntarily subsidizing the parasite class since 1981)
To: WOBBLY BOB
Did someone spike their drinks?
56
posted on
05/20/2009 7:06:43 AM PDT
by
Fresh Wind
(Hey, Obama! Where's my check?)
To: WOBBLY BOB
the American law which bans sex with porcupines...an unusual law
Wait..hold on...a law against sex w/ porcupines is unusual? Isn't mating with...nevermind.
57
posted on
05/20/2009 8:44:28 AM PDT
by
BJClinton
(One Big Ass Mistake America)
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