The difference is that you are mocking something as fundamental as being prepared for emergencies, that is pretty unusual, you were also insulting us, not the guy in the article or “two waitresses in a fight” and your tone made you sound threatened.
I don’t know what kind of a man you are, maybe you are comfortable around guy topics, guns, knives,compasses, and being prepared, you should tell us more about what troubles you about having an emergency evacuation bag ready so that we know what you are troubled by or what makes you want to insult the people on this thread.
Regardless you have problems and obviously need some kind of purchased tools to make amends for your other shortcomings.