You're right. I no longer want to insult the people on this thread. I just want to insult the jackass ansel12 who thinks he is an amateur psychologist but in truth is just a blowhard who thinks his toys make him more of a man. Perhaps you have issues performing in the bedroom and your toys help you in some regard.
Regardless you have problems and obviously need some kind of purchased tools to make amends for your other shortcomings.