Jon and Kate Plus 8: Who's cheating who?

Vancouver Sun ^ | 5/13/09 | Chris Parry

[pissant]

Clearly there are ten pre-teen children in the Jon and Kate Gosselin household, because the adults are seemingly a couple of diapers short of a laundry load.

With the world's tabloid media salivating over every detail of her husband Jon's alleged affair with a 23-year-old teacher, Kate Gosselin now finds herself in the adultery spotlight, with allegations that she has become more than a little too close to her bodyguard springing forth.

According to US Weekly, many people have begun to notice the clearly high level of affection between the Kate and her bodyguard at several public appearances, to the point where Jon threatened to hire a private detective to get to the truth of the matter.

[My Favorite Headache]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IATr2I2VgSY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrR9iHH9psQ

[pissant]

Women will walk on a doormat if you act like a doormat. Act like a man, and they’ll obey. No need ever to slap one in the mouth. A good spanking however, is good for her. And she’ll like it too, like most women do.

[messierhunter]

Even cheesy kitchen commercials can get scandalous...

[cubreporter]

Another “who cares” story about nothing.

[pissant]

true, but you decided to stop by, just like the other 700 (and counting viewers)

[Constitution Day]

She has a pretty face, but that haircut is beyond stupid.

Somehow - oh, I don't know - it reminds me of the guy from A Flock of Seagulls:

[pissant]

I think it looks great on her. The guy looks like a flaming poofer, however

[Constitution Day]

I will agree on the latter. LOL

[Travis T. OJustice]

LMAO, Just damn!

[Tax-chick]

He should have dumped her a long time ago.

Before they had eight children would have been good. Once he went along with that, he's stuck, and hooking up with a twinkie is a weak man's response to a situation that exists largely because of his weakness.

Ideally, he would now insist that the television show come to an immediate end, and that they get counseling from a source that emphasizes their absolute obligation to their children, in the context of proper respect and behavior from both spouses.

[hugorand]

Please tell me this means their show will be pulled.

[AUJenn]

ITA. I can’t believe they’d even consider filming more of this garbage. Let their children have a childhood. I think mom and dad have cashed in enough already.

[cubreporter]

Stop by where? Here? Free Republic? I am online and posted a comment. I never watch shows like that. One doesn’t have to watch or read about it to know how stupid it is. Too bad people don’t have more respect for themselves and...their families.

[Caramelgal]

spill it!

If I told you, I’d have to kill you afterward :),

But since you really want to know, I have a close relative who lives in the same area of PA and this relative gave birth to triplets at the same hospital as Kate, although not at the same time. Let’s just say that she met several people, including some medical professionals who had some not very nice things to say to put it mildly. They were careful not to refer to her by name (HIPAA rules?) but referred to her as the woman who had sextuplets and the TV show.

I also know someone who did some work on their old house. He said Jon was a nice guy but the wife was a holy terror.

[pissant]

It’s amazing when I think about the number of threads I completely ignore on FR. It’s got to be in the 10s of 1000s by now since I came here.

[dfwgator]

Her haircut just screams out, ‘Dyke!’

[Tax-chick]

Maybe that’s why they didn’t have children the regular way.

[Constitution Day]

I walked along the avenue

I never thought I'd meet a girl like you
Meet a girl like you
With auburn hair and tawny eyes

The kind of eyes that hypnotize me through
Hypnotize me through
And I ran - I ran so far away

I just ran
I ran all night and day
I couldn't get away.

[BigEdLB]

Life ater marriage includes paper towel ads...



Y'know I always thought she was cute, so I am curious whether he was always a player, or she had personality issues that caused him to stray...

[pissant]

Nah. Most dykes don't style their hair meticulously. This is dyke hair..