Jon and Kate Plus 8: Who's cheating who?

Vancouver Sun ^ | 5/13/09 | Chris Parry

[pissant]

Clearly there are ten pre-teen children in the Jon and Kate Gosselin household, because the adults are seemingly a couple of diapers short of a laundry load.

With the world's tabloid media salivating over every detail of her husband Jon's alleged affair with a 23-year-old teacher, Kate Gosselin now finds herself in the adultery spotlight, with allegations that she has become more than a little too close to her bodyguard springing forth.

According to US Weekly, many people have begun to notice the clearly high level of affection between the Kate and her bodyguard at several public appearances, to the point where Jon threatened to hire a private detective to get to the truth of the matter.

[pissant]

Good strategy to get their ratings back up, I reckon...

[lilylangtree]

Never watch’em. Bragelina affair redux. Fame is fleeting.

[pnh102]

Good strategy to get their ratings back up, I reckon...

Agreed... let's hope there's no sex tape though.

[gridlock]

Every new father should be taken aside by a trusted friend and told the simple truth... “Beware the babysitter”. It never ends well.

[Dianna]

Good strategy to get their ratings back up, I reckon...

I believe they are the highest rated show on TLC. This wasn't about ratings.

[AUJenn]

Sorry, but karma strikes every time. I have always had a bad feeling about this couple; they really sort of disgust me. I don’t think anyone should be able to capitalize off of their young children in this way. It sets a bad precedent for any kook who wants some quick dollars (a la Octomom.)

I glanced at my mother-in-law’s Us magazine about this story. Hard to deny it when there are photographs of this young lady in a bikini laying in Jon’s front yard and pics of him leaving her house.

[Mr. Jazzy]

I watched PART of a show once. Mrs. Jazzy and I agreed that this woman was a real bitch and they would, except for divine intervention, make it as a whole family.

The guy was no prize, but SHE was such a whiner!

[pissant]

Don't know about any of that. But I do not Kate is a babe.

[Mr. Jazzy]

CORRECTION: "Mrs. Jazzy and I agreed that this woman was a rreal bitch and they would, except for divine intervention, NEVER make it as a whole family"

[Tax-chick]

... she had six children through an intrauterine insemination (IUI) procedure (even as her husband made it clear he didn't want any more kids after the couple's first set of twins),

If he didn't want more children, where did the sperm for the knockup come from?

[LongElegantLegs]

From what little I’ve seen of the show, he’s a total doormat. She probably nagged him into it.

[Armedanddangerous]

I dont believe it adultery, but if I had to live that that hellhound bitching and complaining, I could sort of understand him sleeping around on her.

Shes a thoroughly unpleasant person.

[My Favorite Headache]

Absofreakinglutely. She is suchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a wench and he just sighs and takes it.

[Tax-chick]

Thanks. We don’t have cable, so I only know what I see on Free Republic.

[Caramelgal]

I have it on some pretty good authority that Kate is an even bigger biotch than she comes off as on TV (if you can believe that).

[synbad600]

For some odd reason I find this interesting, and I am so not a giver of a f**k when it comes to TV shows and movies.

Then again, I love commercials for cheesy kitchen products, too.

[pissant]

I never watched it for more than 2 seconds, so I’ll take your word for it. But she probably needs a good spanking from an alpha male and not a doormat of a husband.

[bonfire]

spill it!

[Travis T. OJustice]

There is almost never a justification for cheating on a spouse, but that witch Kate is evil. He should have dumped her a long time ago.

[Travis T. OJustice]

Spanking? No. Slap in the mouth? Yeah. It very rearely justifiable, but it is in this case.