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Good Morning Class. Welcome to School!

Here is my example with today's WFTD.

It's barely even newsworthy when a leftist jokes about political opponents being dying, or being raped or murdered, but imagine the media uproar if a conservative were to make a joke about Pelosi or Reid or Obama getting some bad calamari and going into a toxic shock allergic reation.

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No pushing at the door please!

Happy Humpday Everybody!

Only days left until BO's replacement is sworn in.

1 posted on 05/13/2009 6:04:45 AM PDT by VRWCmember
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To: xsmommy; secret garden; VRWCmember; Slip18; SoothingDave; Gabz; Guenevere; Texan5; NicknamedBob; ...
Get to class you slackers!

IADT!

2 posted on 05/13/2009 6:05:29 AM PDT by VRWCmember
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To: VRWCmember

Only 1348 days left until BO’s replacement is sworn in.

Recession: Your neighbor loses his job
Depression: You lose your job
Recovery: Obama loses his job


3 posted on 05/13/2009 6:06:33 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32 (I'm a Patriot Guard Rider..www.patriotguard.org for info..)
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I wouldn't try calamari on a dare, but can you believe what the tentacles of Massachusetts have the nerve to do?
8 posted on 05/13/2009 6:11:44 AM PDT by secret garden (Dubiety reigns here)
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To: VRWCmember

The first time my son had calamari he liked it.

“Dad, what is this it’s good”

“Calamari.”

“What’s that?”

“You watch Animal Olympics on Saturday mornings, right”

“Yeah.”

“Think Calamari Brothers.”

“Oh.”


11 posted on 05/13/2009 6:14:46 AM PDT by CPOSharky (Zero: I don't care about the country as long as I'm in charge. Forever.)
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The many-tentacled government never once imagined causing a stinky, inky mess when it taxed fried foods to bail out the calamari industry.


13 posted on 05/13/2009 6:15:35 AM PDT by Lonely Bull
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To: VRWCmember

Born in the Land of The Kalahari
Caught squid in his bare hand, for calamari
Hit Chicago one night
Went very wrong with Reverend Wright
Now pulls all of the strings, like Stradivari


15 posted on 05/13/2009 6:16:04 AM PDT by TruthShallSetYouFree (Kenya tell me where Obama was born?)
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To: VRWCmember

Squidward

26 posted on 05/13/2009 6:28:27 AM PDT by Bertram3
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When told the damage his plans would do to the American economy Obama said, “Let them eat calamari!”


32 posted on 05/13/2009 6:34:25 AM PDT by brytlea (Jesus loves me, this I know.)
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To: VRWCmember

Calamari = Rubber food


40 posted on 05/13/2009 6:48:02 AM PDT by US Navy Vet
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Calamri - The name given the wind by Jimmy Hendrix.


76 posted on 05/13/2009 7:30:34 AM PDT by MortMan (Power without responsibility-the prerogative of the harlot throughout the ages. - Rudyard Kipling)
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calamari is not for the squeamish.....and Archbishop Burke is decidedly NOT squeamish....Archbishop Burke: Catholics could not have voted for Obama with ‘clear conscience’
101 posted on 05/13/2009 8:52:20 AM PDT by tioga
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I asked the gentleman from Italy where to get the information I needed. He said “I donta know. Calamari, she’ll finda out fora you.”


112 posted on 05/13/2009 9:18:47 AM PDT by Lurker (The avalanche has begun. The pebbles no longer have a vote.)
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Wish I could say something about calamari, but alas, it will never touch my lips. Not kosher.


206 posted on 05/13/2009 6:08:57 PM PDT by MoochPooch (I'm a compassionate cynic.)
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