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Breaking News! President Obama Is Going To Eat Hamburger & Fries For Lunch Today!!!
Obamavision (ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, MSNBC)
| 5/7/09
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Posted on 05/07/2009 5:02:37 AM PDT by Laissez-faire capitalist
Breaking News!
Reports surface that His Messiahship, Lord Barack Obama The Most Merciful, will later on today enjoy a delicious lunch consisting of hamburger, fries and drink with the most elegant of all ladies - Michelle "My Belle" Obama.
The First Lady, it is told, will be wearing a $1,000 pair of shoes this time in addition to other wardrobe necessities that will undoubtedly be paid for by tax-payer dollars... Why should she pay for this? Come on.
This follows earlier reports of Obama being sighted taking a glorious stroll with his wife - hand in hand we might add.
How lovely!!!
Developing....
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To: All
Everyone stop whatever you are doing today at lunchtime!!!
Stop the presses!!!
Obama is going to have hamburger, fries and drink at lunch time today with Michelle Obama, Obamavision (ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, MSNBC) reports.
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posted on
05/07/2009 5:05:38 AM PDT
by
Laissez-faire capitalist
(Keep working! Welfare cases and their liberal enablers are counting on you!)
To: Laissez-faire capitalist
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posted on
05/07/2009 5:07:06 AM PDT
by
Mojave
(Don't blame me. I voted for McClintock.)
To: All
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posted on
05/07/2009 5:07:14 AM PDT
by
Laissez-faire capitalist
(Keep working! Welfare cases and their liberal enablers are counting on you!)
To: Laissez-faire capitalist
To: Laissez-faire capitalist
Hamburgers-The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.
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posted on
05/07/2009 5:07:43 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(1996 2006 2008 - Good Things Come in Threes)
To: Laissez-faire capitalist
You didn’t list them all; this will also be covered by Faux News-Obama, mentioned on NPR-Obama, and no doubt spread to the world by AP-Obama and Reuters-Obama.
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posted on
05/07/2009 5:08:32 AM PDT
by
Old Sarge
(Remember, remember, the Fourth of November, the Socialist treason and plot...)
To: Laissez-faire capitalist
Has his zeroness *ever* been photographed eating pork? Enquiring minds want to know.
To: Old Sarge
I was listening to Obama ordering a regular cheddar cheese hamburger....and laughed like hell.
I think it's called a cheeseburger...
To: Laissez-faire capitalist
I can hardly wait to see where they will order Pizza from next......
And, how can they top the excitement of having beef flown in from Japan for his worship’s inaugural dinner?
Perhaps they will consider Caviar from the Black Sea, delivered by Turkish Camel Traders, on imported crackers from Tibet, blessed by the Dali Lama himself.
Oh wait, I forgot, his exalted magnificence does not like fish! OH! WHAT TO DO!
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posted on
05/07/2009 5:11:45 AM PDT
by
PSYCHO-FREEP
(Give me LIBERTY or give me an M-24A2!)
To: dfwgator
Hamburgers-The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. You're thinking of cold pizza and Coca Cola.
That's the breakfast of champions, my FRiend.
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posted on
05/07/2009 5:12:22 AM PDT
by
savedbygrace
(You are only leading if someone follows. Otherwise, you just wandered off... [Smokin' Joe])
To: Laissez-faire capitalist
THAT, is gubmint cheeze!
To: Laissez-faire capitalist
Yet the Taliban is about ready to get control of Pakistan and its nukes and the news turns a blind eye.
To: Laissez-faire capitalist
I can haz cheezburger?
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posted on
05/07/2009 5:21:12 AM PDT
by
doodad
To: savedbygrace
You're thinking of cold pizza and Coca Cola. That's the breakfast of champions, my FRiend.
Rice Krispies with stale beer from the party the night before!
One of my old college favorites!
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posted on
05/07/2009 5:25:03 AM PDT
by
OldMissileer
(Atlas, Titan, Minuteman, PK. Winners of the Cold War)
To: Laissez-faire capitalist
Made from Wagyu or Kobe beef flown in for the chef?
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posted on
05/07/2009 5:26:38 AM PDT
by
listenhillary
(Rahm Emmanuel slip - A crisis is a terrible thing to waste.)
To: Laissez-faire capitalist
Call me when he takes a dump on TV...
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posted on
05/07/2009 5:29:10 AM PDT
by
Dallas59
("You know the one with the big ears? He might be yours, but he ain't my president.")
To: OldMissileer
Rats, I forgot to add crunchy. And sweet.
Then it would be a totally balanced meal with all the food groups.
Pizza
soda
sweet
crunchy
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posted on
05/07/2009 5:29:33 AM PDT
by
savedbygrace
(You are only leading if someone follows. Otherwise, you just wandered off... [Smokin' Joe])
To: WakeUpAndVote
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posted on
05/07/2009 5:32:30 AM PDT
by
listenhillary
(Rahm Emmanuel slip - A crisis is a terrible thing to waste.)
To: Laissez-faire capitalist
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posted on
05/07/2009 5:36:56 AM PDT
by
kevinm13
(Tim Geithner is a tax cheat. Manmade "Global Warming" is a HOAX!)
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