Posted on 05/01/2009 3:52:53 PM PDT by JoeProBono
PORTLAND, Ore. - In the world of intercollegiate Ultimate Frisbee, it's ultimately not cool to go without pants. So said a student board that governs club sports at the University of Oregon when it ended a highly-ranked team's season after five players shed their pants and underwear April 11 during sectional play at Oregon State University in Corvallis.
The squad had already been on probation since November for serving alcohol to minors and making way too much noise at a party to end last season, resulting in fines and citations. Now the team, known as EGO (Eugene Gentlemen's Organization) is crying foul.
"We put on the longest shirts we had," pleaded player Kevin Minderhout. "We have some jerseys that are pretty long."
I am sorry but even though I love my male friends and love playing sports with them, at no time would I get naked and frolic with them. This is just creepy.
A more fitting penalty: Limit the team’s season to the months of January and February. Brrrrr.
"It ain't funny, McGee" It is another sign of the further destruction of Western civilization.
You would think this could result in another form of turf toe. Yikes!
I can’t stop laughing!
Barney’s Frank is on his way.
I guess I’m just old fashioned but I think frolicking nude with one’s buddies is a little, ah, gay.
I’m a woman and I think this is wayyyy gross.
I couldn’t agree more.
good one LOL
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