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The Official Friday Silliness Thread

Posted on 05/01/2009 6:30:23 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

News organizations have done an admirable job of recapping the first 100 days of the Obama administration. But rarely do we stumble across a primary source like Barack Obama's own Facebook feed. Scroll down for the full story.

Barack Obama joined the Washington, D.C. network.

Barack Obama is taking the oath of office.

Barack Obama is taking the oath of office.
Barack Obama deleted the group I'm a Lobbyist AND I Work at the White House!

Barack Obama deleted the group Guantanamo Bay Detainees 4EVA.

 

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed likes this.

Reggie Love wrote on Beyonce Knowles' Wall.
  Not ready to put a ring on it, but I do like it.
Joe Biden posted a note: 25 Random Things About Me.
  Chris Dodd
#7 and #16 - Me too!
Michael Steele created the group R to the N to the C.

Rahm Emanuel updated his Education and Work info to Undersecretary of Go Fuck Yourself.

Hillary Clinton, Tom Daschle, Robert Gates and others joined the group Cabinet.

Hillary Clinton is adjusting :).
Reggie Love joined the group White House Hotties.

  Tom Vilsack
Welcome to the club!

  Steven Chu
One of us, one of us, lol

Senate Finance Committee invited Tim Geithner to the event Confirmation Hearing.

Tim Geithner joined the group Cabinet.

Senate Finance Committee invited Tom Daschle to the event Confirmation Hearing.

Tom Daschle left the group Cabinet.

Chuck Todd, Jake Tapper, Charlie Gibson, Anderson Cooper, Katie Couric, Matt Lauer, George F. Will, David Brooks, and Charles Krauthammer added the Twitter application.

Joe Biden completed the quiz Which sexy man are you? with the result "Joe Biden."

5 million people updated their Education and Work info to Unemployed.

Barack Obama became a fan of Stimulus.
Barack Obama invited the group Senate Republicans to the event Bi-Party!-sanship.

Mitch McConnell
Sorry ... Lost.

58 people are fans of Stimulus.

Susan Collins, Olympia Snowe, and Arlen Specter changed their political views to Moderate.

61 people are fans of Stimulus.

Paul Krugman is having an aneurysm.

Bobby Jindal, Mark Sanford, Sarah Palin and Rick Perry created the group We Don't Need Your Stinkin' Money.

Bobby Jindal, Mark Sanford, Sarah Palin and Rick Perry joined the Des Moines network.

Michael Steele is When I say death, you say tax. Death! Death!

 

Grover Norquist
Tax!

 

Grover Norquist
Tax!

Barack Obama added Canada to the Places I've Been application.

Hillary Clinton added Egypt, Israel, Switzerland, the Palestinian Territories, Belgium, China, Russia, Turkey, Ukraine, Japan, Mexico, Brazil, and 37 others to the Places I've Been application.

Joe Biden created the group "I Love ‘I Love You, Man,' Man.".

Barack Obama posted a note to the group America.

  We are not quitters

Nancy Pelosi likes this.

  Bobby Jindal
Why hello! Didn't see ya there. So what's the deal with volcano spending??
Say, wanna ride in my ice cream truck?

27,198, 235 people left the group Jindal 2012.

Barack Obama is no longer a fan of Iraq.

Barack Obama is a fan of Afghanistan.

Gordon Brown invited Barack Obama to the event Long-Ass Press Conference.

Barack Obama
Sorry ... Lost.

Barack Obama is a fan of Stem Cell Research.

Dick Cheney wrote on Barack Obama's Wall.

 

http://tinyurl.com/c45gh5

Barack Obama is OUTRAGED about AIG bonuses.

 

Robert Gibbs
He really is.

Barack Obama posted a video: Me on Leno!.

Hillary Clinton posted a video: Me on Leno in 1997.

Barack Obama sent a friend request to Iran.

Dick Cheney created the group Barack Obama: Enemy Combatant.

Barack Obama sent the Queen of England an iPod.

Barack Obama sent Somali Pirates a Trio of Snipers.

John Boehner posted an article: GOP Alternative Budget.

10 million people left the group Likely Republican Voters.

Paul Ryan posted an article: Alternative GOP Alternative Budget.

10 million people left the group Likely Republican Voters.

Joe Biden completed the quiz Are you on a boat? with the result "You're on a boat."

Barack Obama added Turkey to the Places I've Been application.

Barack Obama deleted "Armenian genocide, 1915-18" from Interests.

Sasha Obama and Malia Obama added the Dogbook application.

Neil Cavuto sent Barack Obama a tea bag.

  Rachel Maddow
!!!

 

Neil Cavuto
?

  Rachel Maddow
;)

Rick Perry left the network United States.

Barack Obama posted an article: Torture Memos.

Dick Cheney and David Boies are now friends.

Barack Obama deleted "prosecuting torturers" from Interests.

Barack Obama added "prosecuting torturers" to Interests.

Hugo Chavez sent Barack Obama a book.

Dick Cheney invited George W. Bush to the group Barack Obama IS ACTUALLY HUGO CHAVEZ.

 

George W. Bush
Sorry ... Lost.

Arlen Specter joined the group Democrats.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 100days; obama; obamajokes; ofst; scareforceone; silliness; worst100days
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To: G8 Diplomat
here’s the War on Terror online game version:

Stalins' ghost*:I've won.

"When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators." - P. J. O'Rourke
“Liberalism is just Communism sold by the drink." P.J.O’Rourke
“The problem with socialism is that you eventually, run out of other people’s money.” - Margaret Thatcher
"There are two sets of rules. One set for the rulers and another for the rest of us." - Richard Yancey, former IRS tax collector

81 posted on 05/01/2009 10:07:16 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (just b/c you're paranoid, doesn't mean "they" aren't out to get you.. :^)
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To: skinkinthegrass

LOL ;)

Here’s the Gulf War:

*GHW_Bush has joined the game*
*Saddam has joined the game*
*SheikhSabah has joined the game* [Emir of Kuwait]
*KingFahd has joined the game*
GHW_Bush: hey
KingFahd: whassup
SheikhSabah: yo
Saddam: yo sabah—wuts up with u stealin my oil??
SheikhSabah: wtf saddam im not takin anything
Saddam: BS! u stole 3 million barrels from rumaylah!!
SheikhSabah: i did not!!! i took 1.7 million thats not exceding teh limit
GHW_Bush: d00dz chill out. sheesh
SheikhSabah: and u still havent paid me back for the money i sent u last time against iran!
Saddam: cant d00d, call off the debts
SheikhSabah: no way! u owe me!
Saddam: k d00d u asked 4 it
SheikhSabah: WTF!!!!
*SheikhSabah has been eliminated*
GHW_Bush: d00d! wtf was that 4?
Saddam: HAHAHA i have kuwait!!! ur oil is mine! ur next saudi arabia!!!
KingFahd: shit. yo sum1 help me plz
*OBL has joined the game*
OBL: hey fahd ill bring my guyz from afghanistan to repel iraq’s guys
KingFahd: lol stuff it obl
OBL: fine....infidel
*OBL has left the game*
GHW_Bush: ive got a better idea fahd—ill send in 500k of my troops to kick out saddam k?
KingFahd: k
SheikhSabah: well hurry the f*** up ive got no country!!!
GHW_Bush: were comin in
*GenSchwarzkopf has joined the game*
GenSchwarzkopf: hey saddam ur in 4 it
Saddam: lol u didnt even think id invade fool. whos talkin now?!
SheikhSabah: get him! get him!!!
GenSchwarzkopf: LOL saddam ur army sucks!
Saddam: hey dont-—
*Saddam has been eliminated*
Saddam: WTF?!?!
GHW_Bush: lol ur toast d00d. stay the hell in iraq
KingFahd: thx guys
SheikhSabah: weeee i got Kuwait back! hey saddam—whos talkin now?!
Saddam: ah wtf u wont get me next time
GHW_Bush: wanna bet?


82 posted on 05/02/2009 9:43:34 PM PDT by G8 Diplomat (I'm learning Arabic, Farsi, Urdu, Pashtu, and Russian so someday you won't have to)
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To: Lucky9teen
Not too late -- am I??????

83 posted on 05/03/2009 7:06:00 PM PDT by BenLurkin (It's all about LIBERTY.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Sorry I’m late to the party. I was sick on Friday so I missed all of the silliness. I’ll get caught up this morning.

Hope you had a good weekend.


84 posted on 05/04/2009 7:01:27 AM PDT by CSM (Smokers, the most patriotic of Americans!)
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