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Posted on 04/24/2009 5:41:19 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Have you ever wondered how all of these Democrats can drive around in their big cars, live in their huge homes and fly all around the world in private jets with no guilt? Up until now its been a closely guarded secret.
Hi, Billy Mays here again -this time for the one product that will allow you too, to live the energy wasting lifestyle youve always dreamed about, but were too eco-conscious to pursue.
Green is good and what could be more green than planting a tree, saving an endangered species habitat or building a windmill? Nothing! Nothing could be better. So if youre ready to go green, then youre doing a good thing, and doing a good thing makes you good person!
And good people know a good thing when they see one.
Introducing the Obama Carbon Offset Coins! Each coin bears the Earth-friendly face of President Barack Obama. Because theyre minted in China*, we can offer them to you at an astonishingly low price.
Each coin you purchase will help save an old growth tree, build an environmentally friendly energy source, or adopt an orphan tree.
These old growth trees are home to endangered species like the Red Cockade Woodpecker and the Spotted Owl, and deserve to be preserved.
Wind mills and solar panels are not the only way to gain energy independence but they are the greenest. For each dollar you spend on an Obama Carbon Offset Coin, a full three cents will go to one of these worth projects. Now thats change you can believe in.
But the one that pulls at my heartstrings, and I hope your purse strings, is the Orphan Tree Fund. Millions of trees are living in desperate situations, in impoverished nations around the world. Many of these trees have never been hugged. By purchasing Obama coins, you give these neglected trees a chance to grow-up and lead productive lives, cleaning harmful CO2 from our air.
For just one Obama Carbon Offset Coin a week, you can help change the life of a deserving tree
forever. Four times a year, you will receive a picture of your tree and a report on how its doing. Suitable for framing, youll treasure your tree and feel good about yourself, because youll know that not only have you saved a tree, youre saving the planet.
And if you order your Obama Carbon Offset Coins in the next twenty minutes, well throw-in Transparency In Government, a life-sized poster of Vice-President Joe Biden and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. This poster proves the Democrat Party has nothing to hide.
So you get the Obama Carbon Offset coins and a Joe and Hillary poster.
But wait theres more!
As an added bonus, were going to give you a second poster. Thats right. Just for ordering in the next twenty minutes, well send you -absolutely free- Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi showing that they too can wear the Emperor Obamas New Clothes.
Get yours now!
Due to high demand, the phone lines may be busy. Dial 1-800-HUG-TREE, thats 1-800-HUG-TREE and be prepared to wait. Getting your Obama Carbon Offset Coins are just like getting economic recovery.
*Obama Carbon Offset Coins cannot be sold to children under 16 due to the lead content.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: communistholiday; earthday; globalwarming; green; leninsbirthday; obamajokes; ofst; silliness
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posted on
04/24/2009 3:07:18 PM PDT
by
TornadoAlley3
(Obama is everything Oklahoma is not.)
To: Lost Dutchman
I always get a kick out of this picture!
To: a fool in paradise
To: envisio
I do too. However, way before “green” got hold of the politicians testicles or the curlies, I did purchase those swirly bulbs and they do last. It just so happens Office Depot was selling the 60-watters with this obnoxious “go green” packaging at a cheap price that I broke with myself and purchased a package of 3 yesterday and a package today. I get 10 lashes with a dirty noodle. Whack, whack, whack, etc.
To: OnTheDress
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posted on
04/24/2009 6:53:36 PM PDT
by
MeekMom
(http://www.soroswatch.com/)
To: unique
re: 139
ROFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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posted on
04/24/2009 6:55:03 PM PDT
by
MeekMom
(http://www.soroswatch.com/)
To: Lucky9teen
And if you order your Obama Carbon Offset Coins in the next twenty minutes, well throw-in Transparency In Government, a life-sized poster of Vice-President Joe Biden and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. This poster proves the Democrat Party has nothing to hide. So you get the Obama Carbon Offset coins and a Joe and Hillary poster. But wait theres more!
As an added bonus, were going to give you a second poster. Thats right. Just for ordering in the next twenty minutes, well send you -absolutely free- Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi showing that they too can wear the Emperor Obamas New Clothes.
Hey, you forgot one thing!
...and all of this for one easy payment of $19.95 plus S@H. Call now! Operators are standing by!
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posted on
04/24/2009 7:08:12 PM PDT
by
danmar
(Reason obeys itself,and ignorance submits to whatever is dictated to it! Thomas Paine)
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To: Lady Jag
Very Short Story
Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other.
The woman yells out the window, PIG!
Man yells out window, BITCH!
Man rounds next curve.
Man crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.
Thought For the Day:
If men would just listen !!
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posted on
04/25/2009 8:07:17 AM PDT
by
sunny48
To: Travis T. OJustice
Cell phones dont need satelites any more than landline phones. Actually, the modulation (CDMA) used by Sprint and Verizon, as well as the 3G mode used by AT&T (W-CDMA) do require the use of GPS for precise timekeeping at each cell base station.
Precise time-keeping is used to synchronize the signal from a handset when received by multiple stations simultaneously (it's called a "soft hand-off").
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posted on
04/25/2009 8:28:34 AM PDT
by
justlurking
(The only remedy for a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.)
To: sunny48
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word..
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, Relatives of yours?
Yep, the wife replied, in-laws.
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posted on
04/25/2009 9:30:04 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Communism - Hezbollah - Al Qaeda - Obama - Stone Age - CHAOS)
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To: DaveLoneRanger
People recycled during WWII but the media pretends that the only reason to ever stack up your old cans, rubber, etc. is for Green purposes and that only “this” generation is smart enough to do so.
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posted on
04/27/2009 8:28:14 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(IRONY - we know more about the First Dog's historical papers than we do of President Barack.)
To: a fool in paradise
And if her husband eats a lot of soy, at least she won’t reproduce.
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posted on
05/06/2009 9:11:24 AM PDT
by
dangus
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