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1 posted on 04/21/2009 4:14:16 PM PDT by TenthAmendmentChampion
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To: TenthAmendmentChampion

Oh man...how many jokes are there about this?


2 posted on 04/21/2009 4:15:19 PM PDT by jessduntno (When POTUS is used in reference to Obama, does the TU stand for Totally Useless?)
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To: TenthAmendmentChampion

That right there is funny I don’t care who you are.


3 posted on 04/21/2009 4:16:47 PM PDT by cripplecreek (The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
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-- Maus tried to impregnate Traute. --

Even the last names are funny.

4 posted on 04/21/2009 4:18:33 PM PDT by Yardstick
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To: TenthAmendmentChampion

He was in the middle of negotiating a five-year contract when the truth came out.


5 posted on 04/21/2009 4:18:53 PM PDT by Jeff Head (Freedom is not free...never has been, never will be. (www.dragonsfuryseries.com))
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To: TenthAmendmentChampion

Wait, wait, he’s gotta give the money back?

Neighbor screwed by wife and neighbor while screwing neighbor

The only thing missing there is the blank wielding neighbor being a driver too.


6 posted on 04/21/2009 4:19:04 PM PDT by kingu (Party for rent - conservative opinions not required.)
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To: TenthAmendmentChampion

Oh WOW! Where to start??


8 posted on 04/21/2009 4:20:23 PM PDT by ninergold3 ("Has it ever occurred to you that nothing occurs to God?" -Mark Lowry)
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a total of 72 different times, Maus tried to impregnate Traute.

Talk about swimming upstream!

9 posted on 04/21/2009 4:21:06 PM PDT by JennysCool (Fast is fine, but accuracy is everything. -- Wyatt Earp)
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Lets see...attempt to impregnate a former beauty queen 3x a week for 6-months and get paid for doing it...all the while knowing that you can not have children...not a bad gig if you can get it. Somehow I d not believe my wife would approve. The things people will do *shaking head*


10 posted on 04/21/2009 4:21:11 PM PDT by PLKIng
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Sounds like an episode of the Jerry Springer show.


11 posted on 04/21/2009 4:21:12 PM PDT by KoRn (Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
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I never saw the movie, but isn’t this the plot of The Big Chill. Or Die Grosse Kuehle?


12 posted on 04/21/2009 4:21:51 PM PDT by nickcarraway (Are the Good Times Really Over?)
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Wow. Now that’s a news story! That would be a great story line for a soap opera.


15 posted on 04/21/2009 4:24:04 PM PDT by TheConservativeParty ("Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force." George Washington)
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...which forced his wife into admitting that their two children did not belong to him.

Ruh Roh Raggy.

16 posted on 04/21/2009 4:24:09 PM PDT by Professional Engineer (Our Savior who art in Washinton, hollow be His graven image.)
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Dr Phil is taking a cram course in conversational German

18 posted on 04/21/2009 4:25:36 PM PDT by Snickering Hound
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let's see... And ... exactly how does one get a gig like this?
23 posted on 04/21/2009 4:28:52 PM PDT by softwarecreator (Definition of a sucker: Pay your bills like a responsible adult to compensate for those who didn't!)
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Are you a man or a Maus?


25 posted on 04/21/2009 4:29:23 PM PDT by exit82 (The Obama Cabinet: There was more brainpower on Gilligan's Island.)
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So when the guy shows up in court and he’s asked why he’s dressed so nice, he can respond, “I might as well dress like I’m impotent.”


27 posted on 04/21/2009 4:29:44 PM PDT by dfwgator (1996 2006 2008 - Good Things Come in Threes)
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ROFLMAO!!


29 posted on 04/21/2009 4:34:13 PM PDT by Recovering Ex-hippie (It's time for the grown ups !)
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When his own wife objected, Maus explained that he was "only doing it for the money."

Is prostitution legal in Germany?

32 posted on 04/21/2009 4:43:07 PM PDT by fellowpatriot
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so f he had to have sex with his next door neighbor beauty queen 3 time a week for a fee of €2,000 ??

was that money HE had to pay?


33 posted on 04/21/2009 4:53:40 PM PDT by zwerni (this isn't gonna be good for business)
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There is a Coen brothers movie in here somewhere.
34 posted on 04/21/2009 4:54:14 PM PDT by LiberConservative (0bama is to the presidency what Kenny G is to jazz.)
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