Posted on 04/21/2009 8:28:48 AM PDT by MeanWestTexan
Scientists have found that the pleasure women get from making love is directly linked to the size of their partners bank balance. They found that the wealthier a man is, the more frequently his partner has orgasms. Womens orgasm frequency increases with the income of their partner, said Dr Thomas Pollet, the Newcastle University psychologist behind the research. He believes the phenomenon is an evolutionary adaptation that is hard-wired into women, driving them to select men on the basis of their perceived quality.
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o George: You faked?
o Elaine: On occasion.
o Jerry: And the guy never knows?
o Elaine: No.
o Jerry: How can he not know that?
o Elaine: Because I was gooood.
o Jerry: I guess after that many beers he’s probably a little groggy anyway.
o Elaine: You didn’t know
o Jerry: What about the breathing, the panting... the moaning, the screaming?
o Elaine: {smiles} Fake, fake...fake, fake!
That guy is my hero!
and i suppose you believe in the easter bunny too?
Interestingly, as you look at the study, these are reported by the women and not women-to-the-men.
Ergo, no reason to lie, as would exist in the Anna Nicole situation.
Shopping fantasies?
Lowering taxes is a great way to increase net income and make everybody happy.
Nah, I’m Jewish.
I hope ACORN doesn’t hear about this. Imagine the demand for income redistribution then!
“Lowering taxes is a great way to increase net income and make everybody happy.”
Perhaps this explains the supposed male-female wage gap?
Motivation?
She might leave you for a richer guy.
all women become frigid under Socialism....got it.
That reminds me. I need to get off of FR for a few hours and get some work done.
* Mr. Lippman: It’s come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?
* George Costanza: Who said that?
* Mr. Lippman: She did.
* George Costanza: [pause] Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorence on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I’ve worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.
* Mr. Lippman: You’re fired!
* George Costanza: Well, you didn’t have to say it like that.
Thus the satisfaction of the couple increases.
It's not wealth, just smart men knowing their business in life and the bedroom.
She couldn’t leave me for a poorer one.
Maybe this means I am richer than I thought.
Now where’s my money?
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