Posted on 04/15/2009 7:56:07 AM PDT by pissant
Well, I'm sure the Department of Homeland Security is busy monitoring Freepers' purchases, including tunes we buy from Amazon or download on our Ipods. So to save them the trouble, I've compiled the top 10 songs that would indicate a predilection towards right wing anti-nanny state, anti-commie, anti-politically correct, anti-tax or anti-politician activism.
10. Mexican Blackbird - ZZ Top. The boys from Texas are just redneck racists, and this one proves it. Now drive that old Chrysler to Mexico, boy.
9. Courtesy of the Red White and Blue - Toby Keith. Not only jingoistic, but anti-muslim. Just ask the Dixie Chicks.
8. Neighborhood Bully - Bob Dylan. A real stick in the eye to Israel's enemies. Must be a Christian Zionist with a trigger finger!
7. Headknocker - Foreigner. Tough guy white trash with a Smith and Wesson. Could be trouble.
6. Proud to be an American - Lee Greenwood. Surely the folks at DHS will recognize the danger presented here.
5. The Preamble & No More Kings- Schoolhouse Rock. I'm amazed they have not confiscated such subversive materials already. Thank goodness we have black history month in the public schools to fill the time the kids used to spend studying our founders and the Revolutionary War.
4. You're Having my Baby - Paul Anka. A definte sign of a militant pro-lifer. Margaret Sanger is turning in her grave.
3. When Johnny Comes Marching Home - Traditional. Might as well join the local militia, you returning vets. Otherwise you'll just end up under a bridge living in a cardboard box.
2. Illegal Alien - Genesis. Genesis is by no means a right wing outfit, but righty extremists are likely to spin this one again and again just to hear the term, which has been deemed hate speech by the elites.
1. Stranglehold - Ted Nugent. An incitement to violence. Visions of a UFC chokehold on Harry Reid or Nancy Pelosi, I'm sure.
I have #’s 1,2,7,9, and 10 on my ipod and Lee Greenwood once paid for my dinner when me and my buddies were stranded in Dallas trying to get home from Spring Break. Looks like a “big red” flag for me.....
Hank Williams Jr
“How Great Thou Art”
Just thought of another one- “Country Boy Can Survive” by Hank Jr.
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Good one!
Bingo, The National Anthem reeks of right wing extremism. Its the death march of liberals everywhere.
Steve Vaus’ “We Must Take America Back”
The American Dream has become a nightmare,
Signs of the times are on cardboard on corners in town,
Like a cancer thats silently spreading,
Theres an unspoken fear, were on our way down.
We must take America back,
Main Street to Wall Street, cities and states
Washington D.C., before its too late, theres not long
We need leaders who lead us, not stick us and bleed us,
Then ransom our future, and our childrens - thats wrong
We must take America back,
As liberty weeps, our forefathers spin in their graves
Pray God will bless some way out of this mess,
We must take America back.
Lord knows theyll try to silence our voices
Theyll pretend to be patriots fighting for fairness for all
Theyre not even fit to hold office
What they believe doesnt fit, with freedom at all
We must take America back,
Main Street to Wall Street, cities and states
Washington D.C., before its too late, theres not long
We need leaders who lead us, not stick us and bleed us,
Then ransom our future, and our childrens - thats wrong
We must take America back,
As liberty weeps, our forefathers spin in their graves
Pray God will bless some way out of this mess,
We must take America back.
Fight for freedom,
And the soul of the USA
Right here right now
Its Independence Day
We Must take America Back,
Main Street to Wall Street, cities and states
Washington D.C., before its too late, theres not long
We need leaders who lead us, lift us and heed us
Who stand for whats right, and stand up to whats wrong
We must take America Back, now and forever,
With God, in His rightful place
Then He will bless, and protect the US
We must take America back, We must take America Back
Useful idiot
One of my favs. Lyrics at http://userwww.service.emory.edu/~ehultgr/music/lyrics/t/they_aint_making_jews.txt
Margaret Sanger is screaming on the coals, but that's another story...
We are in the third generation of history illiterates, thanks to our public school system, and that woman is my proof. There is, I kid you not, a Margaret Sanger "Clinic" in my home town (an abortion mill run by Planned Parenthood.) If you were to go into it and tell the Proud Liberal deskworker, "you know, the woman that your building honors was a militant racist that primarily wanted to stop black, Latino and Chinese people from out breeding white people" they would stand gape-mouthed and demand you leave.
My only consolation is that my daughter is at a magnet school where they are teaching actual American history, slanted only slightly...and I drill her with REAL history at home...
Bless my dad, he gave me a history book he had in high school, right around 1944, and you would be amazed what has changed (in the grand Soviet style of simply not reporting some events)...history back then was WESTERN history...all the other cultures were known to be inferior copies, the history of Christianity was full and prominent, and WWII had not yet been pre-chewed and altered. I usually gage how I feel about my daughter's history teachers by lending them this book and watching for the response.
Book, Bed Bath and Beyond. . .
Fightin’ Side of Me
Copperhead Rd. .... Steve Earle
DON”T COME DONW COPPERHEAD RD!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dc86_Weoye0
“Amazing Grace”
“Onward Christian Soldiers”
“A Mighty Fortress is Our God”
“Dixie”
“Battle Hymn of the Republic”
You Forgot this one- A Country Boy Can Survive- Hank Williams Jr:
The preacher man says it’s the end of time
And the Mississippi River she’s a goin’ dry
The interest is up and the Stock Markets down
And you only get mugged
If you go downtown
I live back in the woods, you see
A woman and the kids, and the dogs and me
I got a shotgun rifle and a 4-wheel drive
And a country boy can survive
Country folks can survive
I can plow a field all day long
I can catch catfish from dusk till dawn
We make our own whiskey and our own smoke too
Ain’t too many things these ole boys can’t do
We grow good ole tomatoes and homemade wine
And a country boy can survive
Country folks can survive
Because you can’t stomp us out
And you cant make us run
Cause one-of- em old boys raisin ole shotgun
And we say grace and we say Ma’am
And if you ain’t into that we don’t give a damn
We came from the West Virginia coalmines
And the Rocky Mountains and the and the western skies
And we can skin a buck; we can run a trot line
And a country boy can survive
Country folks can survive
I had a good friend in New York City
He never called me by my name, just hillbilly
My grandpa taught me how to live off the land
And his taught him to be a businessman
He used to send me pictures of the Broadway nights
And I’d send him some homemade wine
But he was killed by a man with a switchblade knife
For 43 dollars my friend lost his life
Id love to spit some beechnut in that dudes eyes
And shoot him with my old 45
Cause a country boy can survive
Country folks can survive
Cause you can’t stomp us out and you can’t make us run
Cause one-of- em old boys raisin ole shotgun
And we say grace and we say Ma’am
And if you ain’t into that we don’t give a damn
We’re from North California and south Alabam
And little towns all around this land
And we can skin a buck; we can run a trot line
And a country boy can survive
Country folks can survive
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