Posted on 04/15/2009 7:56:07 AM PDT by pissant
Well, I'm sure the Department of Homeland Security is busy monitoring Freepers' purchases, including tunes we buy from Amazon or download on our Ipods. So to save them the trouble, I've compiled the top 10 songs that would indicate a predilection towards right wing anti-nanny state, anti-commie, anti-politically correct, anti-tax or anti-politician activism.
10. Mexican Blackbird - ZZ Top. The boys from Texas are just redneck racists, and this one proves it. Now drive that old Chrysler to Mexico, boy.
9. Courtesy of the Red White and Blue - Toby Keith. Not only jingoistic, but anti-muslim. Just ask the Dixie Chicks.
8. Neighborhood Bully - Bob Dylan. A real stick in the eye to Israel's enemies. Must be a Christian Zionist with a trigger finger!
7. Headknocker - Foreigner. Tough guy white trash with a Smith and Wesson. Could be trouble.
6. Proud to be an American - Lee Greenwood. Surely the folks at DHS will recognize the danger presented here.
5. The Preamble & No More Kings- Schoolhouse Rock. I'm amazed they have not confiscated such subversive materials already. Thank goodness we have black history month in the public schools to fill the time the kids used to spend studying our founders and the Revolutionary War.
4. You're Having my Baby - Paul Anka. A definte sign of a militant pro-lifer. Margaret Sanger is turning in her grave.
3. When Johnny Comes Marching Home - Traditional. Might as well join the local militia, you returning vets. Otherwise you'll just end up under a bridge living in a cardboard box.
2. Illegal Alien - Genesis. Genesis is by no means a right wing outfit, but righty extremists are likely to spin this one again and again just to hear the term, which has been deemed hate speech by the elites.
1. Stranglehold - Ted Nugent. An incitement to violence. Visions of a UFC chokehold on Harry Reid or Nancy Pelosi, I'm sure.
I Won’t Back Down by Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers.
Well, I guess since I woke up yesterday morning facing the fact that I may be on a DHS list, I’d have to add Breaking the Law by Judas Priest.
Just a picture of Charlie Daniels is adequate! Or Chuck Norris, but please don’t let him sing.
In America - Creed
add any song with God in it.
God Bless America, Joy to the world, any CHRISTMAS CAROL,
They are all threats.
Some of you won’t believe this, but an Elton John song could fit in. “My Father’s Gun” is pro-Confederacy.
From this day on I own my father’s gun
We dug his shallow grave beneath the sun
I laid his broken body down below the southern land
It wouldn’t do to bury him where any Yankee stands
I’ll take my horse and I’ll ride the northern plain
To wear the colour of the greys and join the fight again
I’ll not rest until I know the cause is fought and won
From this day on until I die I’ll wear my father’s gun
I’d like to know where the riverboat sails tonight
To New Orleans well that’s just fine alright
`Cause there’s fighting there and the company needs men
So slip us a rope and sail on round the bend
As soon as this is over we’ll go home
To plant the seeds of justice in our bones
To watch the children growing and see the women sewing
There’ll be laughter when the bells of freedom ring
Umm Bulls On Parade by RATM
"Cult of Personality" (could be a slam at Dear Leader's HISTORIC ELECTION)
The National Anthem
I was going to add the Star Spangled Banner, but then I remembered that Rosanne Barr sang it and nobody would mistake her for a right wing extremist.
Most anything by Johnny Cash, Guns N’ Roses, Iced Earth, Megadeth / Dave Mustaine, or Ted Nugent.
RATM is a Che Guevara idolizing group. Relevant only to left wing freaks.
Dixie ;)
If you buy a version with all the lyrics and not just the first stanza, that’s enemy combatant territory.
Won’t Get Fooled Again has always made me feel like punching a hippie, so I guess I’d have it on my list.
LOL
That's still a goosebumps tune, 38yrs hence !
You do know that Tom Morello is a self-avowed communist, right?
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