What???
I plant hundreds of seeds every year and none have grown in any of my body parts. Weird.
I can’t believe they didn’t call a tree surgeon.
sorry.sorry.....sorry......
Weird garden ping.
The Web site doesn’t show a picture. I’d like to see this.
Remember when you were a kid and Mom warned you to not stick things up your nose? I knew someone who told me her mother told her to not swallow seeds or a tree would grow in her stomach.
Is the man’s name Brooklyn?
I hate it when that happens.
This is a 2 inch sprout.
I say this guy was somehow inspired to do something weird, perhaps under the influence of something strange.
When snorting seed is outlawed, only outlaws will grow spruce trees in their lungs.
He was a seedy character.
This is what happens when a tree absorbs too much greenhouse gas.
“My name is the Lorax, and I speak for the trees.”
“And I speak for Men, and human Opportunity.”
In other news, the Teleprompter administration is suing for an injunction on the surgery, demanding it be reversed and all treatment frozen since the proper environmental impact studies were not performed and permission received from the dozen or so government agencies claiming jurisdiction.
Once all fees are paid and carbon offsets purchased, permission may be given for the surgery to be performed in the next 36-48 months.
So weird that it can grow in total darkness.
THE ATTACK HAS BEGUN!
THE TREE HUGGERS WERE RIGHT!
GAIA IS GOING TO KILL US ALL!!!
/sarc
They should use this on an episode of House.
I’m calling BS. Trees need sunlight to grow. And judging from the picture, this wasn’t just some sprout. If they did find this in his lung, it’s because he inhaled it.
If this were true we would have read about it in The National Enquirer!
When I was a little kid my grandmother warned me not to eat watermelon seeds because they would grow in my stomach.......She also had eyes in the back of her head, or so she said.
I’ll refrain from John Birch jokes.
Fir tree man shocks doctors
RT | 13 April, 2009 | RT Wire
Posted on 04/13/2009 3:18:56 PM PDT by Timedrifter
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