Census workers heading into neighborhoods

The Kerrville Daily Times ^ | Published April 13, 2009 | ySonya Campbell

[Liberty Valance]

[Liberty Valance]

[prismsinc]

ACORN at work?

[smokingfrog]

ACORN Census in 2010?

[wastedyears]

Get ready, everybody

NYC will probably be one of the first to implement Martial Law.

[libh8er]

The census is all about reporting significant population increases in Democrat areas, and vice versa for Republican.

[Ancient Drive]

communismatizing?

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

If it’s an ACORN member, can I tell them that I live in Barsoom, Mars?

[JoeProBono]

[FlingWingFlyer]

If they don’t give me free tickets to something, I’m not participating. I haven’t got any free stuff from this “hope and change” gig yet and I’m pissed.

[SWAMPSNIPER]

I’m gonna bait the gators up to the driveway!

[Slings and Arrows]

“Hi, I’m from the Census Bureau. I’d like to ask you some questions.”

“I don’t want to answer them.”

*SLAM*

[Frogtacos]

When they knock on my door Im going to tell them Im here on vacation from some tropical location and provide a phony address where I can be found.

[JSDude1]

Not all of us are community organizers, some of US are actually loyal Americans just trying to do a job..

BTW: Isn’t it better to get counted so that maybe your state (unless you live in a liberal area) gets to keep that one Republican Rep?

[SAJ]

Fine. Count away. That's 'enumerate', as provided in the Constitution. I'm all for it. Anything else, any other information you may seek represents ONLY the Regress acting beyond their Constitutionally granted authority. You might want to read Article I, Section 8, and Amendment X again.

Don't even think about asking our household any other questions. At all.

[Slings and Arrows]

Ditto that.

[Frogtacos]

I dont care to get counted (was being silly.) Will just be interesting to see where they show up... I did not receive a questionaire in the mail so Im wondering if they will knock on my door here before I move, my ‘new door’ after I move (to another state,) both, or neither.

[JoanneSD]

Exactly....

[ctdonath2]

The Constitution requires a census. Fine: three people live here.
The Constitution also requires a warrant for any details beyond simple geographic enumeration. Fine: you want to know how many toilets are in my house*, ask a judge to sign a warrant.

(* - one of the many pointlessly detailed questions asked in the last census, with threat of a fine if not answered. The threat was eventually rescinded.)