Here's to a Free For All Silliness...
Posted on 04/03/2009 5:16:23 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
"Warning: Cross the Mob, Sleep with the fishes"
Apparently only externally.
I reckon I’m gonna have work on getting in touch with my inner serpent.
the rest of the story
Bubba’s neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and
the wonderful aroma of grilled venison again filled the neighborhood.
The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors and as he rushed into
Bubba’s yard clutching a rosary preparing to scold him, he stopped and
watched in amazement.
There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he
carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted:
“You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish.”
Carla Bruni "backed off" when it came
time for the continental hug and double
kiss of Obama. Sarkozy complied. Drudge headline.
It was nice of them to include Michelle in that painting.
[waiting for the ZOT]
I said *serpent*, not *seizure*.
Depression is when you lose yours.
And recovery is when Obama loses his."
This rich Frenchman had a butler. The butler was excellent in every way, but he was a staunch communist. This bothered the rich Frenchman somewhat, but he dealt with it.
As part of their employment agreement, the butler had every Tuesday night off to attend Communist Party meetings.
One Tuesday night, the butler’s employer saw the light burning in the butler’s room. Thinking something might be wrong with him, he went up to investigate.
The butler answered the door in his slippers, newspaper in hand, looking perfectly well.
“Why aren’t you at the communist party meeting tonight?”
“Because at the last meeting, it was proven that if all the wealth in France were equally divided, everyone would have four thousand francs”.
“So?” says the rich guy?
Replies the butler: “Well... I have FIVE thousand francs.”
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The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years He had faithfully served the people of the nation’s capital. He motioned for his nurse to come near.
“Yes, Father?” said the nurse.
“I would really like to see Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi before I die”, whispered the priest.
“I’ll see what I can do, Father” replied the nurse.
The nurse sent the request to them and waited for a response. Soon the word arrived. Harry and Nancy would be delighted to visit the priest. As they went to the hospital, Harry commented to Nancy “I don’t know why the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly help our images.” Nancy couldn’t help but agree.
When they arrived at the priest’s room, the priest took Nancy ¹s hand in his right hand and Harry¹s hand in his left. There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest’s face.
Finally Nancy spoke.
“Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?”
The old priest slowly replied “I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.”
The old priest continued...
“He died between two lying thieves. I would like to do the same.”
< /seinfeld >Jerry: If I'm gonna live over there, you gotta take some of this stuff out.
I mean this thing is really freaking me out. I feel like its gonna
come to life in the middle of the night and kill me.
[Jerry holds up a doll]
Kramer: Mr. Marbles? He's harmless.
Ronald Reagan said the same thing about Jimmy Carter.
BOUGHT ME A CASE OF BEER AND DRANK IT OBAMA SELF!
bkmk
Heh. I like that one.
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