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Redneck Bank for Yokels, Non-Yokels
mainstreet.com ^ | April 1, 2009 | Althea Chang

Posted on 04/01/2009 6:16:17 PM PDT by smokingfrog

Even if you’re scrounging for change under the seat of your beat-up pickup, you may still be able to open a bank account, thanks to the "You’re Approved Checking Account" from Snyder, Okla.-based Redneck Bank.

That’s right: Redneck Bank. A division of the Bank of the Wichitas, this tongue-in-cheek online consumer bank offers checking and money market accounts that you can open with $1 and keep open with a minimum balance of a penny. And they’re available to both rednecks and yanks alike.

This play on pop culture may be, on the surface, “where bankin’s funner,” as its web site proclaims. But although the bank may attract redneck (and redneck wannabe) customers across the country, slackjawed account holders could get duped if they don’t read the fine print.

Where They Getcha If you’re a frequent check card user with a Redneck Mega Money Market Account, you probably won’t be laughing when you get your statement. You’ll pay $5 per check card transaction (after the six free transactions you get each month).

And for withdrawals at ATMs not owned by Bank of the Wichitas, Redneck charges what amounts to a city folk fee of 75 cents per transaction, in addition to the fee charged by the ATM operator.

The online bank’s You’re Approved account, aimed at accountholders with little or no credit or poor credit, charges a $5 a month fee. Thankfully Redneck offers free bank-to-bank transfers. You’ll need them if your Redneck account gets cleaned out by surcharges.

As with any banking decisions, read about account features and fees carefully. To decide whether a Redneck account works for you, you’ll have to do a little math to make sure your income and spending habits won’t actually lead you to rack up debt.

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Chit/Chat; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: banking; countrymusic; finance; pickups

1 posted on 04/01/2009 6:16:18 PM PDT by smokingfrog
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2 posted on 04/01/2009 6:17:45 PM PDT by smokingfrog (The man who killed Baby Beluga.)
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3 posted on 04/01/2009 6:20:16 PM PDT by smokingfrog (The man who killed Baby Beluga.)
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4 posted on 04/01/2009 6:26:32 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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That is so funny! I used to live about 10 mi from Snyder, OK. In fact, my town used to play them in football. There are some good people there. And yes, they are rednecks.

I oughta get an account at the Redneck Bank just for the fun of it.


5 posted on 04/01/2009 6:38:06 PM PDT by backwoods-engineer (Proud to be an American, where I least I know I'm free!)
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Thanks! Pure genius.


6 posted on 04/01/2009 9:14:15 PM PDT by Jukeman (.)
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