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1 posted on 03/30/2009 2:34:12 PM PDT by steve-b
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He should have used a lit candle...


2 posted on 03/30/2009 2:36:02 PM PDT by Dallas59 ("You know the one with the big ears? He might be yours, but he ain't my president.")
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He lit a match

To check the tank

That's why they call him

Skinless Frank

Burma Shave

3 posted on 03/30/2009 2:36:28 PM PDT by San Jacinto (gorebull warming -- the Socialists' Shortcut.)
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I’m guessing he was either a Yankee or an illegal.

No Texan would do such a thing.


4 posted on 03/30/2009 2:37:00 PM PDT by wolfcreek (There is no 2 party system only arrogant Pols and their handlers)
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He still doesn't beat the guy who tried to fix fuel line freeze up by warming up a pan of gasoline on his stove.
5 posted on 03/30/2009 2:37:23 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Obama: removing the speed limit on the Road to Serfdom)
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Chuck says better luck next time....
6 posted on 03/30/2009 2:37:56 PM PDT by Kozak (USA 7/4/1776 to 1/20/2009 Requiescat In Pace)
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Obligatory pic.

7 posted on 03/30/2009 2:39:48 PM PDT by Inappropriate Laughter
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Darwin. Should have used a signal flare.


8 posted on 03/30/2009 2:41:37 PM PDT by Vendome
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Hah this is practically next to where I work.


9 posted on 03/30/2009 2:44:51 PM PDT by Crazieman (Feb 7, 2008 http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1966675/posts?page=28#28)
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“HOLD MUH BEER”.


13 posted on 03/30/2009 2:52:39 PM PDT by SIDENET ("It was a different time, you understand." - Wallace "Suitcase" Jefferson)
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14 posted on 03/30/2009 2:53:09 PM PDT by Reaganesque
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Democrat


15 posted on 03/30/2009 2:53:32 PM PDT by Gaffer
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Typical Obama voter!.....Maybe his teleprompter told him to use a lighter!


16 posted on 03/30/2009 2:54:13 PM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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I wouldn’t have been surprised if this had been my county commissioner!


18 posted on 03/30/2009 2:55:16 PM PDT by lonestar (Obama is turning Bush's "mess" into a catastrophe.)
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Next time, he’ll check the tank with an M-80.


19 posted on 03/30/2009 2:55:18 PM PDT by SIDENET ("It was a different time, you understand." - Wallace "Suitcase" Jefferson)
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A few years ago a buddy of mine wanted to stop a leak in his oilpan drain,we went to Schucks got some locktite,I’m reading outloud the label on the way back,do not get in eyes,extremely flammable,was getting dark when we got back.
To make a long story short he used his lighter to see what he was doing,eyebrows took a while to grow back,man he scooted out from under there fast,car caught fire,we had a few beers before hand:)


20 posted on 03/30/2009 2:55:49 PM PDT by mdittmar (May God watch over those who serve,and have served,to keep us free)
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22 posted on 03/30/2009 2:58:52 PM PDT by Paleo Conservative
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Maybe related to the guy from the 1950s. He was driving a tank truck of gasoline through a neighborhood in Houston when it caught fire. He ran several blocks to a service station to call his boss in Louisiana to find out what to do. People whose homes were getting burned called the fire department.


26 posted on 03/30/2009 3:08:58 PM PDT by FreePaul
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Retards - Stronger

30 posted on 03/30/2009 3:46:22 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Can't get enough of my snarking? http://twitter.com/slingsandarrows)
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You really OK?

;<)


37 posted on 03/30/2009 4:55:51 PM PDT by Eaker (The Two Loudest Sounds in the World.....Bang When it should have been Click and the Reverse.)
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He should stick to lighting farts.


40 posted on 03/30/2009 5:57:52 PM PDT by Protect the Bill of Rights
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