Post some good jokes

[sionnsar]

Morning, I think.

[Monkey Face]

Hey! See Spot Run was pretty exciting for a three-year old!

[Darksheare]

I know.
I’m so doomed.

[Darksheare]

These days, Spot has to have cybernetic legs and missile launchers.
That poor mailman.

[Monkey Face]

I thought that said, “I’m so domed.”

[Pippin]

Oh, that's what he was saying!

He was tardy!

Well, better LATE than NEVER!

[Just another Joe]

Who (or what) is Tonto Kawolski?

Oh man, are you in for it now!

A young man found his seat on an airplane. He found that he was sitting next to a RAVISHING beauty. A fine full figure, long red hair, a face that could have launched a thousand ships, AND a pleasant demeanor.

Naturally, this being a long flight, he struck up a conversation with her.

Him: "What's your name?"

Her: "Denise Longston"

Him: "What do you do for a living?"

Her: "I'm a sex researcher"

Him (becoming VERY interested): "Really? That sounds like a very interesting job."

Her: "Oh, it is. For instance did you know that, on average, American Indian men have the largest genitilia, and Polish men make the best lovers?"
"By the way, what's your name?"

Him: "Tonto Kawolski!"

[Monkey Face]

The mail man’s bag is made of leather.

[Pippin]

Ah, you got it!

[Monkey Face]

Ah. Was he also a mailman?
All the women wait for him.

[Travis T. OJustice]

Happy National Peanut Butter & Jelly day, y’all!

[Pippin]

LOL!

You did ask for it Face :o)

[Darksheare]

Domed.
Geodesic, with floodlit interior and no curtains.
Give the neighborhood a real scare.

[Monkey Face]

Ektchually, I thought it was a pretty clever joke. And I agree whole-heartedly with the sex-researcher. Or whatever she was....

[Monkey Face]

*snort*
Sana costume?

[Monkey Face]

Sana=Sans

[Pippin]

She was a sex researcher and he was hopeful ;o)

[Dead Corpse]

Hhhm... Got Milk?

[Darksheare]

Great.
Now I have a song stuck in my head.

[Darksheare]

Santa costume would work.
Sans would prolly get me a view of the end scene of Frankenstein.