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Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy

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To: Tax-chick

“SEEYA!”


341 posted on 04/02/2009 5:50:21 AM PDT by Pippin
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To: Monkey Face

So did I.
But it is good for lots of really truly BAD ideas.


342 posted on 04/02/2009 5:51:31 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Pippin; sionnsar; NicknamedBob

LOL, relative dementions eh?

On a side note, I’m told that it is unethical for I (the ‘original’) to conduct experiments on the multiclones of I.
Anyone have any idea why this would be bad?


343 posted on 04/02/2009 5:53:49 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: sionnsar; Pippin; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob

*coughs coffee out noffles*

Me?
Brainy?
Hardly.
I just dream REALLY big.
(I want my flying laser beam eyed armor plated sharks to be perfect before I unleash them.)


344 posted on 04/02/2009 5:55:24 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Pippin; Monkey Face; Dead Corpse; Darkchylde; Cyber Liberty; Slip18

Aches and pains sometimes coming from dealing with the post human creations of the sublevels.


345 posted on 04/02/2009 5:56:28 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Dead Corpse

An extremely bad Rambo movie poof, only with maniacal laughter added.
The rogue creatures would do well to hide.


346 posted on 04/02/2009 5:57:46 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Dead Corpse; Monkey Face; sionnsar

Ah, a connection that one can ‘dial’ and initialise.
I can foresee someone ‘drunk dialing’ the wrong room with hilarious results, or misdialing a connection to the storage closet of horrors.


347 posted on 04/02/2009 6:00:02 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: SonOfPyrodex

Well, the roaming Undead Thread kinda fell on this thread for April.
(That in itself is a bit of an inside joke.)
Welcome to our current home, feel free to browse, add to the carnage, and let your hair down.*

*Said while holding own severed head at arms length “Hi Mom!”*


348 posted on 04/02/2009 6:02:56 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Pippin

Pixel.


349 posted on 04/02/2009 6:04:59 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (1000110010101010100001001001111)
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To: BooBoo1000

Now THAT’s a joke!
Good thing I was drinking anything when I read it.

;o]


350 posted on 04/02/2009 7:41:16 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Tax-chick; Dead Corpse; Harmless Teddy Bear
...She’s read my books.

So have I. At least she had a bed buddy. :o()

351 posted on 04/02/2009 7:43:50 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
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To: Darksheare

LOL!


352 posted on 04/02/2009 7:45:27 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
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To: Monkey Face

Whoa. I thing I’ll go bak to bed.
The typso virus is making me to unsitely things with my wurdz.


353 posted on 04/02/2009 7:48:13 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
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To: BooBoo1000

Dipsey Blond is visiting Vegas. She takes a break from the casino and goes up to a Coke machine. She feeds in a dollar bill and selects her drink. Out pops her coke and her change for dollar plops into the slot. The blond pauses, fishes out another dollar, feeds it in, selects another soft drink. Out comes her drink and her change drops into the slot. She quickly feeds in a third dollar, then a fourth. Finally the guy behind her asks, “Hey, are you about done?” The blond turns and points to the change slot, “Back off! Can’t you see I’m winning?”


354 posted on 04/02/2009 7:50:06 AM PDT by Non-Sequitur
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To: Monkey Face

At least you weren’t at Wal-mart when that happened!


355 posted on 04/02/2009 7:51:18 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
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To: Tax-chick

LOL!

Sew true! Good morning!


356 posted on 04/02/2009 7:53:26 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
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To: BooBoo1000

Guy is sitting in a bar, nursing a beer, watching the news on the TV. In walks Dipsey Blond and she orders her drink and watches the news along with him. The news cuts to a scene where a guy is standing on the ledge of a building. “You know,” says Dipsey Blond, “That guy looks like he’s about to jump.” “He does, doesn’t he,” replies the guy. “I’ll bet you $20 he doesn’t do it,” says Dipsey Blond. “You’re on,” says the guy. And no sooner to the words leave his mouth than the guy does a swan dive off the ledge and SMACK, hits the pavement. Dipsey Blond mutters a curse and starts fishing in her purse for a twenty. The guy starts laughing and says, “Put your money away. I’ve been here for a while and saw the same report on the early news. I can’t cheat you.” “I saw the same report earlier, too,” replied Dipsey Blond. “I just couldn’t believe he’d jump again.”


357 posted on 04/02/2009 7:56:38 AM PDT by Non-Sequitur
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To: Monkey Face

Good morning. James is screaming again.


358 posted on 04/02/2009 7:59:16 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
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To: Monkey Face; sweetliberty

;-)
Sorry ‘bout destroyin’ yer typing.
Of course, you could ask Sweets for one of her blue thingies and use it as an excuse for my typo virus induced typos.


359 posted on 04/02/2009 8:03:01 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Tax-chick

I didn’t do it.


360 posted on 04/02/2009 8:03:34 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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