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Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
We are putting in a still room in the basement. What's a "still room" and why are you feeling "uneasy"?
I grow my own basil...
1,041
posted on
04/10/2009 11:26:10 AM PDT
by
GOPJ
(Iraq trip: Obama should have bowed to the troops - not to King Abdullah.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
1,042
posted on
04/10/2009 12:28:33 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: grellis
Thank you! This is all rather sudden - she only saw the recruiter about a month ago - but we have a few more weeks to get paperwork together and have a baby!
1,043
posted on
04/10/2009 12:31:59 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: AnAmericanMother
Anoreth has to finish the semester at Central Piedmont CC, but it’s not difficult. The instructors appear to be bored and are cancelling classes, so they’ll have to give everyone with a pulse an A!
1,044
posted on
04/10/2009 12:33:46 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Tax-chick
Wow, my perfessers never seemed to get bored . . . never cancelled classes anyhow.
My daughter's profs didn't cancel a single class today - she won't be in until later tonight.
1,045
posted on
04/10/2009 1:40:33 PM PDT
by
AnAmericanMother
(Ministrix of ye Chasse, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment))
To: AnAmericanMother
Well, you get what you pay for, and we’re not paying much!
1,046
posted on
04/10/2009 2:35:47 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Tax-chick
Don’t remind me . . . < groan! >
1,047
posted on
04/10/2009 2:40:59 PM PDT
by
AnAmericanMother
(Ministrix of ye Chasse, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment))
To: AnAmericanMother
From now on, the U.S. Government can pay!
Tom still wants to go to Davidson. They’re having the reptile show there later this month, and he’s skipping a Boy Scouts campout so he can go.
1,048
posted on
04/10/2009 2:42:30 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Tax-chick
The Head Herpetologist at Davidson is a really neat guy. Jo took a class from him. He puts venomous snakes out on the classroom floor (with a snake hook close by). She was sitting on the front row (natch). She said she tucked her feet up and sat on them, just in case . . . .
1,049
posted on
04/10/2009 2:44:06 PM PDT
by
AnAmericanMother
(Ministrix of ye Chasse, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment))
To: AnAmericanMother
I keep my feet up and away from stomping byos.
1,050
posted on
04/10/2009 3:14:59 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Tax-chick
Not VERY much better than a water moccasin!
Baby brother is a stomper too . . . he just blew in with 2 bushels of muddy laundry and a large appetite . . . been camping up on Lake Lanier for spring break with a couple of friends.
(And I JUST got the house clean!)
1,051
posted on
04/10/2009 3:17:17 PM PDT
by
AnAmericanMother
(Ministrix of ye Chasse, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment))
To: AnAmericanMother
I’ve been threatening to stop cleaning if all the people here won’t take their filthy shoes off ... but they’d disappear under the crud before *they* couldn’t stand it.
1,052
posted on
04/10/2009 3:26:14 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Tax-chick
Exactly. I basically just shut son's door and put a sign on it: "DANGER - RADIOACTIVE WASTE".
When he heads for Parris Island we're just going to gut the room to the bare sheetrock and floorboards and start over.
1,053
posted on
04/10/2009 3:34:44 PM PDT
by
AnAmericanMother
(Ministrix of ye Chasse, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment))
To: AnAmericanMother
My mother bought new furniture shortly before my brother left for the Air Force, but she wouldn’t let him and his friends sit on it!
1,054
posted on
04/10/2009 3:35:41 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Tax-chick
LOL!
I would have kept the plastic on it til he left!
1,055
posted on
04/10/2009 3:39:53 PM PDT
by
AnAmericanMother
(Ministrix of ye Chasse, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment))
To: AnAmericanMother
She said he had to move out by his 21st birthday, but since he had his AF admission date in writing, she let him stay another 8 weeks.
I’d better go give Vlad a bath, speaking of dirt, and DP has to take Tom to Good Friday service. I can’t sit up in a chair that long; my feet swell!
1,056
posted on
04/10/2009 3:41:54 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Tax-chick
They ought to have recliners in the narthex for ladies in an interesting condition.
1,057
posted on
04/10/2009 3:42:36 PM PDT
by
AnAmericanMother
(Ministrix of ye Chasse, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment))
To: AnAmericanMother
That would be kind! I took my shoes off last night and couldn’t get them back on.
1,058
posted on
04/10/2009 3:43:31 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Tax-chick
Fuzzy slippers. They make 'em now with rubber soles so you can actually go out and get the mail.
Would your doctor let you drink strong black tea? That always seemed to help me a little.
1,059
posted on
04/10/2009 3:44:58 PM PDT
by
AnAmericanMother
(Ministrix of ye Chasse, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment))
To: AnAmericanMother
I have never felt the need to put shoes on to get the mail. Even when it has snowed, once the sidewalk was clean and dry.
But my hands must be kept warm even when it gets down to the 50’s here.
1,060
posted on
04/10/2009 4:07:53 PM PDT
by
ThomasThomas
( If I explained it to you , then it would not make since.)
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