Posted on 03/28/2009 8:29:08 AM PDT by OCCASparky
MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.
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...and he should’ve said:”For a grand, you sure will!”
Are you following me cameraman?
Maybe he wasn’t wearing his phony ear phone!
The end of a great career. These pitchmen make boodles of dollars in personal appearances. Maybe “Mustang Ranch” will hire him for an “appearance”.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327093mugs9.html
Elsewhere on the site, on this page, is the mugshot of a woman that has utterly perplexed me. She looks like a current actress, but I can’t place my finger on who.
Does she remind anyone of this actress, and if so, who?
He’s wearing a hospital gown. (they had to turn it back around for the mug shot)
Don’t know who you’re speaking of...but damn, does #11 look like Octomom, or what?
The thought of tongue-kissing a hooker is creeping me out.
Who kisses a hooker????? I mean seriously, you KNOW where their mouths have been.
Coody carriers.
SlamWOW!
“You’re gonna love my nuts” - Vince
Somehow I missed the Slap Chop commercial. I guess I am lucky.
One on the left, NON_GUILTY.
On the right, GUILTY.
I’m guessing the one on the left is from a prostitution arrest a couple of years ago?
“You’re gonna love my nuts.”
They have since removed it.
I must be seeing old commercials as that line is still in them
Russell Brand (that strange, Brit stand-up comedian in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall") was fired from the BBC for a disgusting radio prank and instead of harming his career, he'll be starring in the remake of "Arthur".
No loss that's for sure, but it was funny the first time I heard it lol....couldn't believe he actually said it.
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