Posted on 03/27/2009 12:25:15 PM PDT by MindBender26
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!
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FREE PUPPIES 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
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FREE PUPPIES Mother, A Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog. Father was able to leap tall fence in a single bound.
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FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a big reward.
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3 COWS FOR SALE: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.
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Washer and dryer for sale. Must sell. No longer needed. Joining Sunny Skies Nudist Colony.
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WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.
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And the best one >
FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. 200 pounds cash, trade or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything.
John Deere Tractor For Sale
Government Bailout Special
Runs Good. Missing Steering Wheel and Seat.
Ideal for the person who has lost his ass
and doesn’t know which way to turn.
For sale: 1 Conservative brain $20.00; 1 Democrat brain $25,000.00 (never been used)
LOL! Thanks for the comic relief :)
Only dropped once.
Nice Friday post! LOL.
Wanted, somebody to go back in time with. This is not a joke. You’ll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.
LOL!
How much is the pay?
Three shillings and six pense.
Of course, it could be some 1940s IBM stock at a few cents a share.
Or a post/past dated check.....
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