Cops: Bobcat walks into bar, attacks patrons

msnbc ^ | 1 hour, 36 minutes ago

[JoeProBono]

COTTONWOOD, Arizona - A bobcat attacked three people in a community in central Arizona, including two men who were bitten when the animal wandered inside a bar.

Officers called to the Chapparal Bar in Cottonwood arrived to find the bobcat in the parking lot, where they shot and killed it, KVRD-FM radio reported.

[oldsalt]

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink.

The bartender says,"You're a duck,how the heck are you going to pay for it?"

The duck says,"Put it on my bill!"

[MindBender26]

>>>Most assuredly rabid. It will be tested for rabies and those bitten or scratched will need to have shots.

Agree completely. Rabid.

Cats are much too smart otherwise!

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

Three legged dog walks into a bar, and says “I’m here to find the guy that shot my paw”.

[Oldpuppymax]

A dozen freepers commenting on MSNBC stories on the air for just 24 hours and the network would be finished! A laughingstock.

[JoeProBono]

MD 20/20

[Towed_Jumper]

“So there I was, just sitting on my usual stool drinking a beer when all of a sudden...”

Trust me...having been to Cottonwood, AZ on many occasions I can tell you this is about the most exciting thing that's happened there in the last decade. /chuckle

[Puppage]

A ham & cheese sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

[Zuben Elgenubi]

[Eaker]

LOL!

[JoeProBono]

Seen my bobcat?

[Zuben Elgenubi]

A drunk goes into a bar. The bartender tosses him out as he is too drunk. The drunk walks back into the bar. Again, the bartender throws him out for being too drunk. Again the drunk walks into the bar. The bartender is just about the throw him out when the drunk looks at him and says, “How many bars do you own, anyway?”

[JoeProBono]

An Elk Walks Into A Bar…

[JoeProBono]

[JoeProBono]

“why the Kerry mask?”

[ccmay]

We saw a bobcat in our subdivision just last week. It ran across the road in front of us in broad daylight. About as big as a medium sized dog like a greyhound, only more powerfully built. I think it could make you have a very bad day if it decided to attack you.

[Palladin]

There was one in my driveway the other day. When I said “SHOO!”, it ran up into the woods.

[AFreeBird]

Oh cats sniff butt’s just like dogs do. Maybe not as often, or as obvious, but they do sniff.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

A regular feline Carrie Nation!

[IrishPennant]

I met a Bobcat in a Charlotte Bar a while back...I said a few words to her and she got mean too...She must be getting around.

[JoeProBono]