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CEILING CAT BIBLE TRANSLATION - GENESIS 1
LOLcat Bible ^

Posted on 03/26/2009 7:00:04 AM PDT by greyfoxx39

Boreded Ceiling Cat makinkgz Urf n stuffs

1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1

6 An Ceiling Cat sayed, im in ur waterz makin a ceiling. But he no yet make a ur. An he maded a hole in teh Ceiling.7 An Ceiling Cat doed teh skiez with waterz down An waterz up. It happen.8 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh firmmint wich iz funny bibel naim 4 ceiling, so wuz teh twoth day.

9 An Ceiling Cat gotted all teh waterz in ur base, An Ceiling Cat hadz dry placez cuz kittehs DO NOT WANT get wet.10 An Ceiling Cat called no waterz urth and waters oshun. Iz good.

11 An Ceiling Cat sayed, DO WANT grass! so tehr wuz seedz An stufs, An fruitzors An vegbatels. An a Corm. It happen.12 An Ceiling Cat sawed that weedz ish good, so, letz there be weedz.13 An so teh threeth day jazzhands.

14 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has lightz in the skiez for splittin day An no day.15 It happen, lights everwear, like christmass, srsly.16 An Ceiling Cat doeth two grate lightz, teh most big for day, teh other for no day.17 An Ceiling Cat screw tehm on skiez, with big nails An stuff, to lite teh Urfs.18 An tehy rulez day An night. Ceiling Cat sawed. Iz good.19 An so teh furth day w00t.

20 An Ceiling Cat sayed, waterz bring me phishes, An burds, so kittehs can eat dem. But Ceiling Cat no eated dem.21 An Ceiling Cat maed big fishies An see monstrs, which wuz like big cows, except they no mood, An other stuffs dat mooves, An Ceiling Cat sawed iz good.22 An Ceiling Cat sed O hai, make bebehs kthx. An dont worry i wont watch u secksy, i not that kynd uf kitteh.23 An so teh...fith day. Ceiling Cat taek a wile 2 cawnt.

24 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has MOAR living stuff, mooes, An creepie tings, An otehr aminals. It happen so tehre.25 An Ceiling Cat doed moar living stuff, mooes, An creepies, An otehr animuls, An did not eated tehm.

26 An Ceiling Cat sayed, letz us do peeps like uz, becuz we ish teh qte, An let min p0wnz0r becuz tehy has can openers.

27 So Ceiling Cat createded teh peeps taht waz like him, can has can openers he maed tehm, min An womin wuz maeded, but he did not eated tehm.

28 An Ceiling Cat sed them O hai maek bebehs kthx, An p0wn teh waterz, no waterz An teh firmmint, An evry stufs.

29 An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, the Urfs, I has it, An I has not eated it.30 For evry createded stufs tehre are the fuudz, to the burdies, teh creepiez, An teh mooes, so tehre. It happen. Iz good.

31 An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, teh good enouf for releaze as version 0.8a. kthxbai.



TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: basementcat; ceilingcat; humor; icanhascheezburger; lolcats
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It's something to get our minds off the disaster of Barack Obama for a few minutes, anyway.
1 posted on 03/26/2009 7:00:05 AM PDT by greyfoxx39
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At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.

LOL


2 posted on 03/26/2009 7:02:50 AM PDT by Petronski (For the next few years, Gethsemane will not be marginal. We will know that garden. -- Cdl. Stafford)
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To: Old Sarge; Slings and Arrows; colorcountry; MHGinTN; Colofornian; Elsie; FastCoyote; ...

Humor ping


3 posted on 03/26/2009 7:03:45 AM PDT by greyfoxx39 (Recession-Your neighbor loses his job, Depression-you lost your job, Recovery-Obama loses HIS job.)
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I wuz more hoping fer a Cheezzz Burger......


4 posted on 03/26/2009 7:05:18 AM PDT by PSYCHO-FREEP (WHAT? Where did my tag line go? (ACORN))
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LOL! This is a great distraction!


5 posted on 03/26/2009 7:06:36 AM PDT by CAluvdubya (WASS-----FUBO----O.B.A.M.A.!)
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To: greyfoxx39

Catstianity?


6 posted on 03/26/2009 7:07:10 AM PDT by sagar
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7 posted on 03/26/2009 7:07:42 AM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (Obama dozed.....people froze.)
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Should this be listed as a Kitty Caucus, Ecumenical or Open?


8 posted on 03/26/2009 7:08:22 AM PDT by mnehring
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9 posted on 03/26/2009 7:08:52 AM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (Obama dozed.....people froze.)
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To: mnehring
Should this be listed as a Kitty Caucus, Ecumenical or Open?

Oh Hai! I wuz think I post in Religun, but was skeeredy cat it getz zotz.

10 posted on 03/26/2009 7:10:06 AM PDT by greyfoxx39 (Recession-Your neighbor loses his job, Depression-you lost your job, Recovery-Obama loses HIS job.)
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11 posted on 03/26/2009 7:11:00 AM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (Obama dozed.....people froze.)
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To: greyfoxx39; Religion Moderator

The religion mod, I’ve found, has a wicked sense of humor. He/She/They humored us by changing this thread to a “Zeroism Caucus”

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-religion/2211121/posts


12 posted on 03/26/2009 7:12:23 AM PDT by mnehring
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13 posted on 03/26/2009 7:12:26 AM PDT by Oztrich Boy ( As for a future life, every man must judge for himself between conflicting vague probabilities. - D)
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To: Petronski; Salamander
Before you crush that Dwarf, hand me the pliers and read the true story of creation, as composed after my trip to the Glopping Gloss Islands:

"Before the beginning, there was this turtle. And the turtle was alone. And he looked around, and he saw his neighbor, which was his mother. And he lay down on top of his neighbor, and behold! she bore him in tears an oak tree, which grew all day and then fell over -- like a bridge. And lo! underneath the bridge there came a catfish. And he was very big. And he was walking. And he was the biggest he had seen. And so were the fiery balls of this fish, one of which is the sun, and the other, they called the moon."
14 posted on 03/26/2009 7:12:46 AM PDT by shibumi (" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
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An Ceiling Cat sed O hai, make bebehs kthx. An dont worry i wont watch u secksy, i not that kynd uf kitteh

LMAO!! Sooo cute! Thanks for posting!

15 posted on 03/26/2009 7:13:44 AM PDT by retrokitten (I want to rock your gypsy soul, just like way back in the days of old- Into the Mystic)
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Ceiling Cat iz TRU!
16 posted on 03/26/2009 7:14:47 AM PDT by greyfoxx39 (Recession-Your neighbor loses his job, Depression-you lost your job, Recovery-Obama loses HIS job.)
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17 posted on 03/26/2009 7:14:57 AM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (Obama dozed.....people froze.)
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I can't wait until we get to the New Cheezburgerment.


18 posted on 03/26/2009 7:15:02 AM PDT by mnehring
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To: retrokitten
Speaking of bebehs, got this new one...

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19 posted on 03/26/2009 7:19:13 AM PDT by greyfoxx39 (Recession-Your neighbor loses his job, Depression-you lost your job, Recovery-Obama loses HIS job.)
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20 posted on 03/26/2009 7:19:37 AM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (Obama dozed.....people froze.)
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