[GOP_Party_Animal]

There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry

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That's it. I'm stuck - someone on FR should be able to come up with something witty yet generally conform to the limerick style.

[BenLurkin]

Limerick ping.

[SpinnerWebb]

There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
The constitution they disposed
Socialism they imposed
The whole lot of the is quite f%(&ng scary.

[Zuben Elgenubi]

He said it's just great
But Wall Street did shake.
And now we're all owned by the state.

[BipolarBob]

There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
A handbasket they held
A great nation they felled
This made them quite merry

[GunsareOK]

There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
He spent like a drunk
Soon the economy sunk
And his wife few would want to marry.

[DogBarkTree]

There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
They sold our our country
So I’ll put this quite bluntly
Make them all commit kari kari

[Fresh Wind]

To save himself trouble
He put it in double

No, wait. Wrong limerick.

[dangerdoc]

There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
He offered us hope
and a plan that was dope
but turned out socialist and scarry.

[SENTINEL]

There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
They killed the economy
Forcing taxes upon me
By appointing Moe, Curly and Larry

[tumblindice]

A pilgrim, named `Barry the Fairy’
Pitched a tent, with pals Nancy and Harry.
..A bear, they did see
..All three—up a tree!
Help should be there by next January.

[mass55th]

There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
With Gengis John Kerry, and Barney the Fairie
They made the U.S. pretty scary.

[choctaw man]

There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
With Ted and Barney boy
Thug behavior they employ
So the common folk think them barbaric

[sodpoodle]

There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
Three useless moroons
And total buffoons
Like Moe,Curly & Larry

[Revolting cat!]

There once was a man named Barry 
His friends were Nancy and Harry 
A nasty were they trio
Plus one more queer lothario
Named Bawney Fwank, a fairy 

[SirJohnBarleycorn]

The final line of the limerick should end:

“... from a guy named Larry”

[DManA]

Without his teleprompter’s aid
from his talking points he strayed

Your turn.

[DuncanWaring]

And they quarreled all night
Over who had the right
To do what, and with which, and to whom.

(Yeah, I know, that goes to a different limerick, but it seemed to fit in here)

[tet68]

There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
He brought about change
and gave every one mange,
even his gay friend Barney.

[Family Guy]

There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
By inciting the classes
They enslaved the masses
And outlawed Jesus and Mary

[sodpoodle]

There once was a Zero
Who fiddled like Nero
And had not a clue how to lead
The economy bled
And liberty fled
An arse whuppin’s what the boy need.