Finish this limerick!

me | 3-25-09 | me

[GOP_Party_Animal]

It's bothering me that I can only get the first lines down. Help me out!

[DManA]

Without his teleprompter’s aid
from his talking points he strayed

Your turn.

[DuncanWaring]

And they quarreled all night
Over who had the right
To do what, and with which, and to whom.

(Yeah, I know, that goes to a different limerick, but it seemed to fit in here)

[tet68]

There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
He brought about change
and gave every one mange,
even his gay friend Barney.

[Family Guy]

There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
By inciting the classes
They enslaved the masses
And outlawed Jesus and Mary

[sodpoodle]

There once was a Zero
Who fiddled like Nero
And had not a clue how to lead
The economy bled
And liberty fled
An arse whuppin’s what the boy need.

[DManA]

Without his teleprompter’s aid
from his talking points he strayed
And said Oprah my dear let’s get rowdy.

[OneWingedShark]

There once was a man named Barry,
His friends were Nancy and Harry.
Their jobs: making and enforcing laws;
this they did without regard to flaws,
the Constitution stuck in their craws.
So by day the vultures would play rage,
at the situations their law did cage,
and night they were merry,
this Nancy, Barry & Harry...
Until one day they were surprised to find,
that millions of guns were pointed at their head;
They’d been to arrogant to see and that made them blind,
the the sounds of the new revolution, it’s said.

[Dallas59]

There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
Manamana
Do Do...Do Do Do

Manamana
Do Do...Do Do

[BossLady]

There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
Causing such a fuss
With an outrageous stimulus
It makes revolution necessary....

[Dionysius]

There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
But when he was pressed
To proclaim his best
He said it was Barney the fairy.

[Liberty Valance]

There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
They were all a bunch of f***in' commies

Oooooooh, I'm over here now ...

[definitelynotaliberal]

Come here. This begs your attention. And I need the laughs.

[definitelynotaliberal]

And nobody’s opinion was swayed.

[B-Chan]

There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
They paid off the moochers
And ruined our future —
Oh well, at least faggots can marry

[two23]

There once was a man named Barry
That looked like a Kenyan fairy
Its funny to note
Without even a vote
His wife won the title for “Scary”!

[a fool in paradise]

Is that Tom Jones in a kaffiyeh?

[Revolting cat!]

There once was a man named Barry 
His friends were Nancy and Harry 
They screwed the pooch
To make us drink the hooch
And even miss Ms Hillary

[Liberty Valance]

Yes.