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Finish this limerick!
me | 3-25-09 | me

Posted on 03/25/2009 1:46:11 PM PDT by GOP_Party_Animal

It's bothering me that I can only get the first lines down. Help me out!


TOPICS: Poetry
KEYWORDS: limericks; obamajokes
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There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry

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That's it. I'm stuck - someone on FR should be able to come up with something witty yet generally conform to the limerick style.

1 posted on 03/25/2009 1:46:11 PM PDT by GOP_Party_Animal
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To: doug from upland

Limerick ping.


2 posted on 03/25/2009 1:47:09 PM PDT by BenLurkin (And oh (hey) I've been travelin' on this road too long)
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To: GOP_Party_Animal; tx_eggman

There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
The constitution they disposed
Socialism they imposed
The whole lot of the is quite f%(&ng scary.


3 posted on 03/25/2009 1:48:04 PM PDT by SpinnerWebb (mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves)
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To: SpinnerWebb

The whole lot of them...


4 posted on 03/25/2009 1:48:25 PM PDT by SpinnerWebb (mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves)
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To: SpinnerWebb

Well done.


5 posted on 03/25/2009 1:49:52 PM PDT by VA_Gentleman (Witty tagline omitted.)
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To: GOP_Party_Animal
He said it's just great
But Wall Street did shake.
And now we're all owned by the state.
6 posted on 03/25/2009 1:52:31 PM PDT by Zuben Elgenubi
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To: GOP_Party_Animal

There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
A handbasket they held
A great nation they felled
This made them quite merry


7 posted on 03/25/2009 1:53:32 PM PDT by BipolarBob (When do we call Obama "Dear Leader" and learn the new salute?)
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To: GOP_Party_Animal

There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
He spent like a drunk
Soon the economy sunk
And his wife few would want to marry.


8 posted on 03/25/2009 1:54:53 PM PDT by GunsareOK
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To: GOP_Party_Animal

There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
They sold our our country
So I’ll put this quite bluntly
Make them all commit kari kari


9 posted on 03/25/2009 1:55:16 PM PDT by DogBarkTree (Join The Tea Party and attend a rally near you.)
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To: GOP_Party_Animal

To save himself trouble
He put it in double

No, wait. Wrong limerick.


10 posted on 03/25/2009 1:55:45 PM PDT by Fresh Wind (Hey, Obama! Where's my check?)
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To: DogBarkTree

dhoooo... make that hari kari


11 posted on 03/25/2009 1:56:08 PM PDT by DogBarkTree (Join The Tea Party and attend a rally near you.)
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To: GOP_Party_Animal

There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
He offered us hope
and a plan that was dope
but turned out socialist and scarry.


12 posted on 03/25/2009 1:56:30 PM PDT by dangerdoc (dangerdoc (not actually dangerous any more))
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To: GOP_Party_Animal

There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
They killed the economy
Forcing taxes upon me
By appointing Moe, Curly and Larry


13 posted on 03/25/2009 1:56:35 PM PDT by SENTINEL (SGT USMC GWI)
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To: GOP_Party_Animal

A pilgrim, named `Barry the Fairy’
Pitched a tent, with pals Nancy and Harry.
..A bear, they did see
..All three—up a tree!
Help should be there by next January.


14 posted on 03/25/2009 1:57:08 PM PDT by tumblindice
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To: GOP_Party_Animal
There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
With Gengis John Kerry, and Barney the Fairie
They made the U.S. pretty scary.
15 posted on 03/25/2009 1:57:27 PM PDT by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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To: GOP_Party_Animal

There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
With Ted and Barney boy
Thug behavior they employ
So the common folk think them barbaric


16 posted on 03/25/2009 1:57:30 PM PDT by choctaw man (Good ole Andrew Jackson, or You're the Reason God Made Oklahoma...)
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To: Fresh Wind
LOL

As he said with a grin..... Oh wait, that's Barney Frank.

17 posted on 03/25/2009 1:57:44 PM PDT by DogBarkTree (Join The Tea Party and attend a rally near you.)
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To: GOP_Party_Animal

There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
Three useless moroons
And total buffoons
Like Moe,Curly & Larry


18 posted on 03/25/2009 1:57:56 PM PDT by sodpoodle (Never give up!!!!)
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To: GOP_Party_Animal; a fool in paradise
There once was a man named Barry 
His friends were Nancy and Harry 
A nasty were they trio
Plus one more queer lothario
Named Bawney Fwank, a fairy 

19 posted on 03/25/2009 1:58:10 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: GOP_Party_Animal

The final line of the limerick should end:

“... from a guy named Larry”


20 posted on 03/25/2009 1:58:16 PM PDT by SirJohnBarleycorn
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