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Finish this limerick!
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| 3-25-09
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Posted on 03/25/2009 1:46:11 PM PDT by GOP_Party_Animal
It's bothering me that I can only get the first lines down. Help me out!
TOPICS: Poetry
KEYWORDS: limericks; obamajokes
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There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
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That's it. I'm stuck - someone on FR should be able to come up with something witty yet generally conform to the limerick style.
To: doug from upland
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posted on
03/25/2009 1:47:09 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(And oh (hey) I've been travelin' on this road too long)
To: GOP_Party_Animal; tx_eggman
There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
The constitution they disposed
Socialism they imposed
The whole lot of the is quite f%(&ng scary.
3
posted on
03/25/2009 1:48:04 PM PDT
by
SpinnerWebb
(mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves)
To: SpinnerWebb
4
posted on
03/25/2009 1:48:25 PM PDT
by
SpinnerWebb
(mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves)
To: SpinnerWebb
5
posted on
03/25/2009 1:49:52 PM PDT
by
VA_Gentleman
(Witty tagline omitted.)
To: GOP_Party_Animal
He said it's just great
But Wall Street did shake.
And now we're all owned by the state.
To: GOP_Party_Animal
There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
A handbasket they held
A great nation they felled
This made them quite merry
7
posted on
03/25/2009 1:53:32 PM PDT
by
BipolarBob
(When do we call Obama "Dear Leader" and learn the new salute?)
To: GOP_Party_Animal
There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
He spent like a drunk
Soon the economy sunk
And his wife few would want to marry.
8
posted on
03/25/2009 1:54:53 PM PDT
by
GunsareOK
To: GOP_Party_Animal
There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
They sold our our country
So I’ll put this quite bluntly
Make them all commit kari kari
9
posted on
03/25/2009 1:55:16 PM PDT
by
DogBarkTree
(Join The Tea Party and attend a rally near you.)
To: GOP_Party_Animal
To save himself trouble
He put it in double
No, wait. Wrong limerick.
10
posted on
03/25/2009 1:55:45 PM PDT
by
Fresh Wind
(Hey, Obama! Where's my check?)
To: DogBarkTree
dhoooo... make that hari kari
11
posted on
03/25/2009 1:56:08 PM PDT
by
DogBarkTree
(Join The Tea Party and attend a rally near you.)
To: GOP_Party_Animal
There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
He offered us hope
and a plan that was dope
but turned out socialist and scarry.
12
posted on
03/25/2009 1:56:30 PM PDT
by
dangerdoc
(dangerdoc (not actually dangerous any more))
To: GOP_Party_Animal
There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
They killed the economy
Forcing taxes upon me
By appointing Moe, Curly and Larry
13
posted on
03/25/2009 1:56:35 PM PDT
by
SENTINEL
(SGT USMC GWI)
To: GOP_Party_Animal
A pilgrim, named `Barry the Fairy’
Pitched a tent, with pals Nancy and Harry.
..A bear, they did see
..All three—up a tree!
Help should be there by next January.
To: GOP_Party_Animal
There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
With Gengis John Kerry, and Barney the Fairie
They made the U.S. pretty scary.
15
posted on
03/25/2009 1:57:27 PM PDT
by
mass55th
(Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
To: GOP_Party_Animal
There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
With Ted and Barney boy
Thug behavior they employ
So the common folk think them barbaric
16
posted on
03/25/2009 1:57:30 PM PDT
by
choctaw man
(Good ole Andrew Jackson, or You're the Reason God Made Oklahoma...)
To: Fresh Wind
LOL
As he said with a grin..... Oh wait, that's Barney Frank.
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posted on
03/25/2009 1:57:44 PM PDT
by
DogBarkTree
(Join The Tea Party and attend a rally near you.)
To: GOP_Party_Animal
There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
Three useless moroons
And total buffoons
Like Moe,Curly & Larry
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posted on
03/25/2009 1:57:56 PM PDT
by
sodpoodle
(Never give up!!!!)
To: GOP_Party_Animal; a fool in paradise
There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
A nasty were they trio
Plus one more queer lothario
Named Bawney Fwank, a fairy
To: GOP_Party_Animal
The final line of the limerick should end:
“... from a guy named Larry”
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