Finish this limerick!

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[DManA]

Good thought but doesn’t rhyme with harry.

[FelixFelicis]

There once was a man we call Barry
His friends were named Nancy and Larry
They drove all to distress
But some guy in a dress
Who was glad he could finally marry.

[bamahead]

Dang he has porked up a bit. How recent is that pic?

Old Mother Goose...

[Marie2]

There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
While destroying this land
They were given a hand
By Senator Barney the Fairy

[Two Kids' Dad]

There once was a Kenyan, Barack
Thought he was quite a hoopster, a jock
the country did holler
“You’ve ruined the dollar!”
and now our whole future’s in hock.

[kidd]

LOL!
Winner!
I vote for post 36

[highnoon]

There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
A muslim at heart
tear’n the US apart
and Sinclair says he’s a ferry

[highnoon]

There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
He reads from a screen
Michelle is the queen
he’s worse than John f’n Kerry

[MayflowerMadam]

There once was a Kenyan named Barry
Whose cohorts were Nancy and Harry
They went for a three-some,
“Sieg Heil “ they did hum,
But Barry would rather have Larry.

[Revolting cat!]

There once was a POTUS named Barry 
His friends were Nancy and Harry 
Let's pray we win the Lotto
Or learn to sing falsetto
Like the Four Seasons' Sherry

[MosesKnows]

There once was a man named Barry

There once was a man named Erkel
Whose life went around in a circle
He arrived one day
By way of his say
He was the nation’s oerkel

[doug from upland]

There once was a lowlife named Barry
Who plotted with Barney the Fairy
Their pants they are wettin'
Our nation they threaten
What they plan on doing is scary

[MosesKnows]

There once was a man named Barry

There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
By lying to all in sight
He arrived at a house quite white
Acting in a manner quite scary

[Arthur McGowan]

Neither line scans properly. It’s not even the beginning of a Limerick.

[762X51]

There once was a man named Barry
his friends were Nancy and Harry
a wrinkled old witch,
one son of a bitch,
and a Kenyan that Ann Dunham carried!

[txhurl]

Winner on Aisle 49!

[aruanan]

There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry

You're missing some syllables. It should be:

There once was a commie named Barry
His friends were Pelosi and Harry.

[sfvgto]

There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
They all had small dicks
So they played with their pricks
‘til Timmy gave banks cash and carry

[Gandalf_The_Gray]

There once was a man named Barry
His friends were Nancy and Harry
The three of them went
And they spent and they spent
As this country they tried to bury

Regards,br> GtG

[TheConservativeParty]

LOL!

Very well done.

I won’t even try to top that. It is perfect.