Walk him and pitch to the Rhino
Was this study funded with the Stimulus?
What did the fish say when he hit the cement wall? Dam!
Nah. The best joke in the world is this one”
Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A. Because he was dead.
Works great with kids - monkeys are always a funny topic.
Two blonds walk into a bar....You’d think one of them would of seen it?
Obama is the best president we have ever had.
His jokes are awful. And that's why I love him. :)
(and the fact that he was a WWII POW)
What do you call cheese that belongs to someone else?
Nacho cheese.
I’ve always wanted to write a book called, “This Joke is Funny Because . . . ,” Analyzing jokes to death. And . . . I’ve also considered being a door to door salesman selling “No Soliciting” signs.
I kinda thought this administration would be hard to forget.
Laughter as a Science: Eight Ways To Our Funny Bone
chattahbox.com/science | March 21, 2009
Posted on 03/22/2009 3:18:06 PM PDT by JoeProBono
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2212244/posts
ping jokes
Hillary Clinton
Ha, I just cant remember the lead
So the guy asks the bartender what the test is. The Bartender replies "Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the whole thing at once and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a 'gator out back with a sore tooth...you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there's a woman up-stairs who's never had an orgasm. You gotta make things right for her."
The guy says, "Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won't do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then get crazier from there. Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez zat teeqeelah?"
He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face. Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, then silence.
The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body. "Now" he says "Where's that woman with the sore tooth?"