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Police: Naked teen with dog assaults woman
AP via WWMT.com ^ | March 19, 2009

Posted on 03/19/2009 12:29:29 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

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Thanks to MaryFromMichigan for the bare facts.
1 posted on 03/19/2009 12:29:29 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows

You gotta have a lot of confidence in your manhood to walk a poodle when you’re naked.


2 posted on 03/19/2009 12:30:19 PM PDT by VRWCmember
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Mast says, "The young naked man approached her with this poodle, and she immediately realized something peculiar.

YA THINK?!


3 posted on 03/19/2009 12:30:46 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Can't get enough of my snarking? http://twitter.com/slingsandarrows)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Naked poodle attack ping?


4 posted on 03/19/2009 12:30:52 PM PDT by Frogtacos (When our economy falls in the well can we elect Lassie as president?)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Isn’t it a bit chilly in Michigan for nude walking?


5 posted on 03/19/2009 12:31:16 PM PDT by nuconvert ( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
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To: Slings and Arrows

A poodle? Jeepers.


6 posted on 03/19/2009 12:31:48 PM PDT by b4its2late (Ignorance allows liberalism to prosper.)
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To: VRWCmember

Add in the chill of March in Michigan...


7 posted on 03/19/2009 12:32:28 PM PDT by VRWCtaz (Things change. Change changes change. Spare change?)
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A poodle? Jeepers.

Some men have no shame.

8 posted on 03/19/2009 12:32:32 PM PDT by OB1kNOb (Communist China is doing more to foster capitalism in their country than our politicians are doing.)
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To: nuconvert

Talk about shrinkage.


9 posted on 03/19/2009 12:32:47 PM PDT by LottieDah (If only those who speak so eloquently on the rights of animals would do so on behalf the unborn)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Attack Poodles work better when their master is naked. They get nervous.


10 posted on 03/19/2009 12:33:39 PM PDT by c21sac (Live,Love & eat sushi)
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I thought it was the "naked woman assaults dog" story again
11 posted on 03/19/2009 12:33:56 PM PDT by chuck_the_tv_out
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To: Slings and Arrows

Walking a cute dog is always guaranteed to attract women.


12 posted on 03/19/2009 12:34:11 PM PDT by savedbygrace (You are only leading if someone follows. Otherwise, you just wandered off... [Smokin' Joe])
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Yikes. Tell them about the shrinkage Jerry!


13 posted on 03/19/2009 12:34:32 PM PDT by VRWCmember
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"Sheriff's Lt. Craig Mast tells the Ludington Daily News the boy walked away from a behavioral treatment facility Monday."

Yup...no doubt what my mother-in-law, God rest her dear soul, used to call the "bug house"!

14 posted on 03/19/2009 12:35:27 PM PDT by Kolokotronis (Christ is Risen, and you, o death, are annihilated!)
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15 posted on 03/19/2009 12:35:35 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Can't get enough of my snarking? http://twitter.com/slingsandarrows)
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“You gotta have a lot of confidence in your manhood to walk a poodle when you’re naked.”

Or a lot of substances in your bloodstream.


16 posted on 03/19/2009 12:35:53 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Hitler was a great speaker too, and HE didn't need a teleprompter.)
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17 posted on 03/19/2009 12:36:35 PM PDT by TornadoAlley3 (Obama is everything Oklahoma is not.)
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To: OB1kNOb

LOL


18 posted on 03/19/2009 12:37:07 PM PDT by b4its2late (Ignorance allows liberalism to prosper.)
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To: chuck_the_tv_out

Got a link?


19 posted on 03/19/2009 12:38:28 PM PDT by wolfcreek (There is no 2 party system only arrogant Pols and their handlers)
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To: chuck_the_tv_out

Not guilty!


20 posted on 03/19/2009 12:39:28 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Can't get enough of my snarking? http://twitter.com/slingsandarrows)
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