To: reagan_fanatic; OESY; Thrownatbirth; Lady Jag; ShorelineMike; dead; Lucky9teen; PBRSTREETGANG; ...
Caption Mrs. Bent One with Bahrain’s Foreign Minister Sheikh Khaled bin Ahmed al-Khalifa *PING*
2 posted on
03/19/2009 5:01:16 AM PDT by
redstates4ever
((Liberalism is a mental disorder.))
To: redstates4ever
3 posted on
03/19/2009 5:03:54 AM PDT by
Adder
(Proudly ignoring Zero's political stylings since 1-20-09!)
To: redstates4ever
To quote Rodney Dangerfield:
“You want to look thin? Hang out with fat guys!”
4 posted on
03/19/2009 5:05:48 AM PDT by
Mr. Jazzy
(No greater friend, no worse enemy -The United States Marine Corps.)
To: redstates4ever
Looks like the prematch press conference for a sumo championship.
5 posted on
03/19/2009 5:06:14 AM PDT by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: redstates4ever
Wow! The PIAPS actually looks svelte!
7 posted on
03/19/2009 5:07:30 AM PDT by
RU88
(The false messiah can not change water into wine any more than he can get unity from diversity.)
To: redstates4ever
That is one of the few entryways that they could pass through side by side.
To: redstates4ever
Looks like a couple of Sumo wrestlers squaring off
10 posted on
03/19/2009 5:12:48 AM PDT by
SMARTY
("Stay together, pay the soldiers and forget everything else" Lucius Septimus Severus)
To: redstates4ever
so last night I grabbed Huma's ass like this right - she looks like you but thinner - anyway...

To: redstates4ever

Whew! That seafood buffet KICKED ASS!!!
12 posted on
03/19/2009 5:16:16 AM PDT by
SIDENET
(President Obama's teleprompter has issued a stern warning to corporate executives)
To: redstates4ever
"It's tough, I know! ...My ass is this big now.
To: redstates4ever
Wow, 10 lbs of hummus in a 5 lb suit.
Khaled Bin Eatin should be his name.
14 posted on
03/19/2009 5:30:20 AM PDT by
doodad
To: redstates4ever
Hillary: "Actually, I've found it's just as easy to hold the turkey like this and just
suck the insides right out..."
To: redstates4ever

"When you're having seconds, I'm having twenty-thirds."
"When I get my shoes shined, I have to take their word..."
(Thanks to Weird Al)
17 posted on
03/19/2009 5:38:40 AM PDT by
SIDENET
(President Obama's teleprompter has issued a stern warning to corporate executives)
To: redstates4ever
18 posted on
03/19/2009 5:41:05 AM PDT by
SolidWood
(Palin: "In Alaska we eat therefore we hunt.")
To: redstates4ever
Its hard to believe but I think your fat butt is even bigger than mine.

19 posted on
03/19/2009 5:51:37 AM PDT by
RonboTex
(Get off my lawn!!!!!!!!)
To: redstates4ever

"Get in my belly!" (You decide which one said it.)
21 posted on
03/19/2009 7:42:39 AM PDT by
OB1kNOb
(Communist China is doing more to foster capitalism in their country than our politicians are doing.)
To: redstates4ever

Men are such braggarts! I mean, really, who would believe such a claim?
22 posted on
03/19/2009 8:26:25 AM PDT by
Islander7
(If you want to anger conservatives, lie to them. If you want to anger liberals, tell them the truth.)
To: redstates4ever
23 posted on
03/19/2009 8:42:58 AM PDT by
wastedyears
(April 21st, 2009 - International Iron Maiden Day)
To: redstates4ever

Five dollar foot long
OR
I didn't know anyone could have a wider stance than me?
24 posted on
03/19/2009 11:46:41 AM PDT by
Lucky9teen
(The more Otrauma does, the more I believe it's on purpose...to destroy America. No one is that dumb)
To: redstates4ever

Hillary: "I'm really just as fat as you... We just use special effects and photoshop to make me look thinner than I really am (although that can't do a thing about my cankles)."
28 posted on
03/26/2009 6:53:48 AM PDT by
Snoopy88
(It is the will of God that whatever happens happens.)
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