"Come back,Reggie! Come back...!"
To: yankeedame
Is that part of Florida Gator country?
2 posted on
03/16/2009 9:15:58 AM PDT by
unkus
To: Larry Lucido
“Monkeys are very emotional." Kramer: So, so what do you want me to do? Mr. Pless: Well, frankly we'd like you to apologize. Kramer: Yeah, well he started it. Mr. Pless: Mr. Kramer, he is an innocent primate. Kramer: So am I.
3 posted on
03/16/2009 9:18:35 AM PDT by
earlJam
To: yankeedame
‘Circus owner Franciszka Liebel added: “I think he’s confused and lonely.”’
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Reggie sounds like an Obama supporter
To: yankeedame
“
Monkeys Liberals are very emotional. You have to forgive them.”
Fixed. ;)
8 posted on
03/16/2009 9:29:55 AM PDT by
OneWingedShark
(Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
To: yankeedame
Any of you fellas a smithy or otherwise skilled in the metalurgical arts?
9 posted on
03/16/2009 9:32:01 AM PDT by
Hawk1976
(It is better to die in battle than it is to live as a slave.)
To: yankeedame
I'm outa here!
10 posted on
03/16/2009 9:34:47 AM PDT by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: yankeedame
"Come back,Reggie! Come back...!"
11 posted on
03/16/2009 9:39:35 AM PDT by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: yankeedame
I guess he forgot to
PET MY MONKEY!
12 posted on
03/16/2009 9:39:58 AM PDT by
OB1kNOb
(Communist China is doing more to foster capitalism in their country than our politicians are doing.)
To: yankeedame
Give me a break! I have enough emotional people in my life to deal with I don’t have time to deal with monkeys!
14 posted on
03/16/2009 9:43:29 AM PDT by
Ditter
To: yankeedame
No mention if deodorant was involved?
17 posted on
03/16/2009 12:45:25 PM PDT by
Daffynition
("Beauty is in the sty of the beholder." ~ Joe 6-pack)
To: yankeedame
Reminds me of the time my Dads buddy moved to Alaska after knocking a girl up on a 2 beer bet.
18 posted on
03/16/2009 12:49:15 PM PDT by
Manic_Episode
(Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps...)
To: yankeedame
Sounds like that monkey needs a good spanking !!!!
19 posted on
03/16/2009 1:27:08 PM PDT by
Tommygun99
(Liberalism is a mental disorder.)
To: yankeedame
"Described as “an angel”, Reggie gave his handler the slip after overhearing him row with an animal rights protester outside his cage... If there were animal rights folks in the area, I'm guessing Reggie was *liberated.* The argument was probably just a means of distracting the owner.
20 posted on
03/16/2009 1:30:29 PM PDT by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: yankeedame
My neighbor tells the story of years ago when she looked out in her backyard and saw a monkey with a parrot on its shoulder! A few good blinks, shake the head - look at her drink - they are still there! She said it was the craziest thing she had ever seen!
She called the police and they said that they had escaped from a traveling circus! They came out to try to catch them, but failed at first. She saw them again several days later - the parrot and monkey still together! Don’t recall what the end result was.
21 posted on
03/16/2009 1:36:48 PM PDT by
21twelve
To: Daffynition; JoeProBono
22 posted on
03/16/2009 6:42:31 PM PDT by
SunkenCiv
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