PETA's Star Gimmick Is Tough to Swallow (Clooney-Flavored Tofu!)

Washington Post ^

[reagan_fanatic]

Just when we thought we'd seen it all from PETA -- the animal rights organization known for high-profile celebrity ads -- President Ingrid Newkirk has come up with this: George Clooney-flavored tofu.

[reagan_fanatic]

I hope Rosie O'Donnel flavored tuna isn't next.

[lormand]

LOL

[Vaquero]

I belong to PETA

‘People for the Eating of Tasty Animals’, that is.

I was accosted by sign carrying PETA @$$holes at the entrance to the parking lot of the Clyde Beatty Circus some 15 years ago, complaining of the treatment of the animals and handing out pamphlets.

I rolled down my window to great the pamphlet wielding, dewy eyed jerkette, and said “I hunt down deer, gut, butcher and eat them”. The poor jerk looked like I had just shot, gutted and butchered her brother or sister...but she got outta my way, quickly.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

They should call it "NoClu".

[LimaLimaMikeFoxtrot]

..or Ellen-flavored pudding

[fungoking]

George Clooney-flavored tofu.

Taste like sh**.

[mylife]

Ewwwwww!

[dynachrome]

[Constitution Day]

I hope Rosie O'Donnel flavored tuna isn't next.

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

[Notwithstanding]

“Eat Clooney’s fake meat.”
Homo-erotic barf-alert.

[RichInOC]

I CAN HAS TOFUBABY?

[Notwithstanding]

* I hope Rosie O’Donnel flavored tuna isn’t next.

Ellen would surely
SNATCH
that off the shelves quicker than you can say
“GLBT stimulus.”

[kenth]

There, that’s the reaction I had.

[astyanax]

George Clooney-flavored tofu.
Taste like sh**.
And is probably bitter...

[SunkenCiv]

That story is pretty disturbing — starting with the sentence right after the excerpt ends above.