Posted on 03/11/2009 3:53:15 PM PDT by csvset
On March 9, the St. Mary’s County Sheriff’s Office was notified of a Lexington Park, Maryland woman, reportedly aged 27, who was flown to Prince George’s Hospital for an injury which occurred on March 8, as a result of a sexual act involving the use of a reciprocating saw. The original 911 call was dispatched as a medical emergency.
St. Mary’s County Bureau of Criminal Investigation Detectives conducted an investigation which determined the injury was a result of a consensual act between two parties and no crime was committed.
At approximately 1:30 a.m. on Sunday, March 8, units from Bay District Fire Department and Lexington Park Rescue Squad responded to a call for a woman bleeding in Lexington Park.
A man told authorities that he had placed a sex toy on a saber saw blade and that the blade had sawed through the plastic and severely wounded the woman. Trooper 7 transported the woman to PG Hospital. The case remains under investigation at this time. No word on the condition of the woman at this time.
Veni Vidi Ouch!
:)
Hey...he pulled me onto his lap unexpectedly as I was walking by, minding my own business.
Not my fault he’s got a bad aim....:))
[okay...so biblically, I sat on “my” testicle but it still didn’t hurt a bit].....;-D
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Apparently, that was a ‘clean cut’. After taking a gander at pics of those saws....I dunno how ‘clean’ this situation would have been. I am no tool expert....however...even the word ‘saber’ might indicate a messy end..... ;)
These people could qualify for the Darwin award. At the least a “hold muh beer” moment.
I don’t trust the MSM to get anything right. A sabre-saw has a fairly small blade and short stroke ... if that’s what they were misusing, it might not be too bad. A reciprocating saw (Sawzall) has a fairly large blade and longer stroke. If that’s what they were misusing ... it’s gonna be ugly.
My ex-boss WAS a power tool; and NO! No way was she getting between my legs!
We called 'em SMIBs - Southern Maryland Inbreds.
Gosh...I’m sorry.
I didn’t mean to dredge up your sorrow over your goat kids....:(
I got one as a rescue and then bought the other so he’d not be lonely.
[truth be told, I’d let them live inside if hubby would let me]...:)
Im just envisioning what was ‘on and at the end’ of the saw....the saw would have to be sturdy to hold something like that on it....that rubber stuff can be weighty....hahaha! Im just sayin..... ;)
Huh? Don't get it? How can you have sex with a saws-all?
“I bet they get her stitched up good as new.”
Did she ask them to take few extra stiches? After these kinds of excapades, she probably needs a “tighten up.”
A man told authorities that he had placed a sex toy on a saber saw blade and that the blade had sawed through the plastic and severely wounded the woman. Trooper 7 transported the woman to PG Hospital. The case remains under investigation at this time.
Bet she never saw it coming.
Depending which way the blade was facing, he either gave her a free apieceouttame; or he just split their difference.
They attach a dildo to the stroker mechanism.
(don’t ask how I know this, but videos are readily found on the net)
>My ex-boss WAS a power tool; and NO! No way was she getting between my legs!
LOL - That’s funny.
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