Posted on 03/11/2009 3:53:15 PM PDT by csvset
On March 9, the St. Mary’s County Sheriff’s Office was notified of a Lexington Park, Maryland woman, reportedly aged 27, who was flown to Prince George’s Hospital for an injury which occurred on March 8, as a result of a sexual act involving the use of a reciprocating saw. The original 911 call was dispatched as a medical emergency.
St. Mary’s County Bureau of Criminal Investigation Detectives conducted an investigation which determined the injury was a result of a consensual act between two parties and no crime was committed.
At approximately 1:30 a.m. on Sunday, March 8, units from Bay District Fire Department and Lexington Park Rescue Squad responded to a call for a woman bleeding in Lexington Park.
A man told authorities that he had placed a sex toy on a saber saw blade and that the blade had sawed through the plastic and severely wounded the woman. Trooper 7 transported the woman to PG Hospital. The case remains under investigation at this time. No word on the condition of the woman at this time.
ROTFLMAO
You can stop calling! We have a winner!
The stupid and lazy whackjob could have avoided the problem by first filing the saw blade down. Morons like this are why power saws injure or maim significant numbers of amateur carpenters every year. Power saws are extremely dangerous and have to be treated with great respect, because of the damage they can do.
O_M_G_
Probably so. But the warning label about to be created is really going to be something to see.
Sounds like a couple of refugees from a county to the north (Prince Georges) and the excellent public edukashuns that bees taut their. Go haid and axe em. Betchime rite.
On the saw or the woman?
Eliot Spitzer?
TMI !! WAY too much information !!
Another winner of the Darwin Award, of sorts....
Norm Abram he is a tool
"always remember to work safely with power tools, and the #1 rule is to use these.. safety glasses"
Only to hubby....;]
I can see the comming disclaimer for this tool, mandated by the Obama fed’ral gubmint, “This Tool Is Not A Sex Toy, Please Consult The Bill Clinton For Items That Can Double As Sex Toys”
ping
and for no reason here is this chick with the prosthetic machinegun leg
The picture of the cat is priceless: reminds me of Toonces from SNL.
OMG: you guys are just too hilarious. I’m crying.
Lets send one to octomom
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