[Zhang Fei]

A man told authorities that he had placed a sex toy on a saber saw blade and that the blade had sawed through the plastic and severely wounded the woman.

The stupid and lazy whackjob could have avoided the problem by first filing the saw blade down. Morons like this are why power saws injure or maim significant numbers of amateur carpenters every year. Power saws are extremely dangerous and have to be treated with great respect, because of the damage they can do.

[mylife]

"always remember to work safely with power tools, and the #1 rule is to use these.. safety glasses"

[Bubba Ho-Tep]

The stupid and lazy whackjob could have avoided the problem by first filing the saw blade down.

Or they could have simply bought the purpose-built attachment that's easily available on the web.

Uh, or so I hear...