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UPDATE: Sex Toy Tragedy in Lexington Park
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| 3/11/2009
Posted on 03/11/2009 3:53:15 PM PDT by csvset
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To: Salamander
To: mylife
You can stop calling! We have a winner!
42
posted on
03/11/2009 4:05:07 PM PDT
by
gridlock
(BTW, Mods... It might be time to add "Barack" and "Obama" to spellcheck)
To: csvset
A man told authorities that he had placed a sex toy on a saber saw blade and that the blade had sawed through the plastic and severely wounded the woman.The stupid and lazy whackjob could have avoided the problem by first filing the saw blade down. Morons like this are why power saws injure or maim significant numbers of amateur carpenters every year. Power saws are extremely dangerous and have to be treated with great respect, because of the damage they can do.
To: csvset
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posted on
03/11/2009 4:05:36 PM PDT
by
Blood of Tyrants
(Socialism is the belief that most people are better off if everyone was equally poor and miserable.)
To: 6SJ7
I’m betting this voids the manufacturer’s warrantee. Probably so. But the warning label about to be created is really going to be something to see.
To: csvset
A man told authorities that he had placed a sex toy on a saber saw blade and that the blade had sawed through the plastic and severely wounded the woman. Sounds like a couple of refugees from a county to the north (Prince Georges) and the excellent public edukashuns that bees taut their. Go haid and axe em. Betchime rite.
46
posted on
03/11/2009 4:05:55 PM PDT
by
RoadKingSE
(How do you know that the light at the end of the tunnel isn't a muzzle flash ?)
To: 6SJ7
I’m betting this voids the manufacturer’s warrantee. On the saw or the woman?
47
posted on
03/11/2009 4:06:17 PM PDT
by
IronJack
(=)
To: csvset
48
posted on
03/11/2009 4:07:09 PM PDT
by
gridlock
(BTW, Mods... It might be time to add "Barack" and "Obama" to spellcheck)
To: csvset
TMI !! WAY too much information !!
To: BossLady
Another winner of the Darwin Award, of sorts....
To: tacticalogic
51
posted on
03/11/2009 4:08:16 PM PDT
by
al baby
(Hi Mom)
To: csvset
52
posted on
03/11/2009 4:09:19 PM PDT
by
Vaquero
( "an armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
To: Zhang Fei
"always remember to work safely with power tools, and the #1 rule is to use these.. safety glasses"
53
posted on
03/11/2009 4:10:31 PM PDT
by
mylife
( The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: OneWingedShark
54
posted on
03/11/2009 4:11:18 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(Like acid and oil on a madman's face, reason tends to fly away.......)
To: Domandred
I can see the comming disclaimer for this tool, mandated by the Obama fed’ral gubmint, “This Tool Is Not A Sex Toy, Please Consult The Bill Clinton For Items That Can Double As Sex Toys”
To: windcliff
56
posted on
03/11/2009 4:13:28 PM PDT
by
stylecouncilor
(The black man is keeping me down!)
To: Vaquero
and for no reason here is this chick with the prosthetic machinegun leg
57
posted on
03/11/2009 4:14:28 PM PDT
by
Vaquero
( "an armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
To: csvset
58
posted on
03/11/2009 4:14:36 PM PDT
by
M203M4
(A rainbow-excreting government-cheese-pie-eating unicorn in every pot.)
To: Doogle
The picture of the cat is priceless: reminds me of Toonces from SNL.
OMG: you guys are just too hilarious. I’m crying.
To: csvset
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posted on
03/11/2009 4:15:28 PM PDT
by
al baby
(Hi Mom)
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