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1 posted on 03/10/2009 12:39:00 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
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Well if this schmuck had beaten me, I’d have taken dead aim with a coconut too. Now watch the Yankees try to sign him!


2 posted on 03/10/2009 12:43:30 PM PDT by Oldpuppymax (AGENDA OF THE LEFT EXPOSED)
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Perhaps, a monkey lightbulb moment?.....


3 posted on 03/10/2009 12:44:29 PM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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Probably a mistake to let the monkey read The Moon is a Harsh Mistress
5 posted on 03/10/2009 12:45:41 PM PDT by Oztrich Boy ( As for a future life, every man must judge for himself between conflicting vague probabilities. - D)
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The monkey has already turned down a contract as quarterback with the Detroit Lions. "I said I'm tired of being beaten" was his response to the offer.
8 posted on 03/10/2009 12:46:58 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Obama: removing the speed limit on the Road to Serfdom)
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Oh bull, the monkey threw the coconut down and the guy misjudged the catch and got offed.

Painting the victim monkey as the perp. I'll bet this guy says the tanking of the stock market is George Bush's fault.

9 posted on 03/10/2009 12:47:20 PM PDT by Just another Joe (Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
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If coconuts are outlawed, then only....oh, never mind.


10 posted on 03/10/2009 12:49:27 PM PDT by IrishPennant
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There seems to be many more ape/chimp/monkey attacks since Obama became President.

Conquest of the Planet of the Apes.

11 posted on 03/10/2009 12:50:53 PM PDT by LdSentinal
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Oh those damned dirty apes.


12 posted on 03/10/2009 12:52:53 PM PDT by rednesss (fascism is the union,marriage,merger or fusion of corporate economic power with governmental power)
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Maybe the monkey is a model for all us abused taxpayers. When are we going to get fed up with climbing the tree for the benefit of the permanent political class?


13 posted on 03/10/2009 1:04:20 PM PDT by hellbender
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The newspaper said that Leilit Janchoom, 48, had beaten the monkey whenever he showed any hesitance to climb a tree.

Should have read the sign.


14 posted on 03/10/2009 1:09:36 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I HOPE you like your CHANGE."--MrB)
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This is why we need card check, so these guys can organize! The monkey has rights! Prevent violence! Don’t let a good crisis go to waste! Does the monkey have healthcare? Was he formerly a greeter at Walmart?


15 posted on 03/10/2009 1:14:21 PM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.....)
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THAILAND?


16 posted on 03/10/2009 1:15:45 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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It has begun.


17 posted on 03/10/2009 1:15:59 PM PDT by LanaTurnerOverdrive ("I've done a few things in my life I'm not proud of, and the things I am proud of are disgusting.")
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Sometimes you feel like a nut...


18 posted on 03/10/2009 1:17:23 PM PDT by dfwgator (1996 2006 2008 - Good Things Come in Threes)
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I keep thinking of dont spank the monkey but that would be inappropriate.


22 posted on 03/10/2009 1:27:53 PM PDT by gattaca (Great things can be accomplished if you don't care who gets the credit. Ronald Reagan)
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Obviously wasn’t monkeying around anymore.


23 posted on 03/10/2009 1:30:50 PM PDT by SoldierDad (Proud Dad of a U.S. Army Infantry Soldier presently instructing at Ft. Benning.)
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Axelrod attacked???

OMFG!!!

26 posted on 03/10/2009 1:46:20 PM PDT by humblegunner (Where my PIE at, fool?)
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The monkey was all about Hope and Change.


28 posted on 03/10/2009 1:55:44 PM PDT by CheneyChick
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He would spank the monkey?


29 posted on 03/10/2009 1:56:52 PM PDT by ichabod1 (I am rolling over in my grave and I am not even dead yet (GOP Poet))
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It's tough being a monkey.

Refuse to climb the tree for coconuts and they beat you.

Climb the tree and get the coconut and they call you a killer.

His next assignment? Fetching eggs from eagle's nests.

31 posted on 03/10/2009 4:39:30 PM PDT by TigersEye (Cloward-Piven Strategy)
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