Posted on 03/10/2009 12:39:00 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
A monkey who tired of being forced to climb trees to pick coconuts killed his owner with a well-aimed coconut.
The owner died immediately from the monkey's throw from the top of a tree in the Thai Province of Nakorn Sri Thammarat, according to the Samui Express newspaper.
The newspaper said that Leilit Janchoom, 48, had beaten the monkey whenever he showed any hesitance to climb a tree.
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LMAO
I keep thinking of dont spank the monkey but that would be inappropriate.
Obviously wasn’t monkeying around anymore.
I can’t believe I was the first to think of that.
Don’t be too sure:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2203566/posts
ZOO CHIMP ‘PLANNED’ STONE ATTACKS
A male chimpanzee in a Swedish zoo planned hundreds of stone-throwing attacks on zoo visitors, according to researchers. Keepers at Furuvik Zoo found that the chimp collected and stored stones that he would later use as missiles. Further, the chimp learned to recognise how and when parts of his concrete enclosure could be pulled apart to fashion further projectiles.
OMFG!!!
We're talking here about a monkey with a good job being blamed due to poor judgement skills of his employer.
(And if you can't tell I'm using sarcasm, oh well)
The monkey was all about Hope and Change.
He would spank the monkey?
Peter Sellers is DA MAN
Refuse to climb the tree for coconuts and they beat you.
Climb the tree and get the coconut and they call you a killer.
His next assignment? Fetching eggs from eagle's nests.
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