[TenthAmendmentChampion]

Have at it guys.

[mgc1122]

The man in the mirror ... what an appropriate analog for this empty suit.

[NCC-1701]

Mirror, mirror, on the stand.

Who's the greatest in the land?

[r9etb]

[paterfamilias]

Pay no attention to the man in front of the curtain!

[lilylangtree]

Mirror of Erised, which is “desire” spelled backwards, one can see what they most desire—obozo can see himself.

[dead]

Warning: Objects in the mirror are denser than they appear.

[Dallas59]

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

I once was able to read the words running on 0bama’s teleprompter because of a combination of a peculiar reflection and camera angle. I was pretty surprised.

This is from memory, but it said something pretty close to “uhhhhh, ummmmmm, uhhhhhh, because, uhhhhh, ummmm, errrr, instead of......, unhhhhh.”

[Secret Agent Man]

Obama: “I wonder whatI am going to say next?”

[wheelgun]

Here he is,
The biggest douche of the universe.
In all the galaxies,
There’s no bigger douche than you.
You’ve reached the top,
The pinnacle of douchedom.
Good goin’ douche.
Your dream has come true.

[conservativeharleyguy]

America's First Fully-Scripted President's Apprentice (OJT), Barry Hussein Soetero dispells rumors that he is really a Vampire while reading the following carefully crafted message from his teleprompter: "While it is true that I do enjoy sucking the life out of the American Econmy, I'm not an actual Vampire. That's Carville's job".

[Danae]

Obama’s Brain

[JenB987]

“Does the angle of this mirror make me look fat?”

[AngelesCrestHighway]

“I’m all smoke and mirrors”......

[Señor Zorro]

Hindsight is always 20/20

[JenB987]

I would love to get a hold of his teleprompter one day and change the words up, ala Bruce Almighty.

“The White House reception committee greeted the Prime Ribroast Minister and... I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl. I lik-a do da cha-cha.”

[Jeb21]

“I see gay people.”

[az.b1bbomberfxr]

[SkyDancer]

The TelePrompter in a loop showing the Zero “Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh ......”

[Las Vegas Ron]