"Am I forgiven yet?"
We solved the problem by putting the Kleenex in a plexiglass cover . . . she can only get one at a time!
She was considerably older when the picture of the Eve of Destruction was taken . . . but even on the first day when let out of her crate she was into things.
"Hey, what's this, anyway, Big Brown Dog?"
"Dunno, kid. Let's check it out."
They both do love ponds. And ducks. And pheasants.