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Your toilet paper is destroying the world!!!

Posted on 02/27/2009 5:09:25 PM PST by mtdrake

So, now all you have to do to save the world is wipe your butt with these: http://living.wallypop.net/wipes.html

If that is not enough read this: http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2009/feb/26/toilet-roll-america

If this is a duplicate post I appologize.


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Imagine how guilty I now feel when I drive my SUV to the store to buy my TP!
1 posted on 02/27/2009 5:09:25 PM PST by mtdrake
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So, now all you have to do to save the world is wipe your butt with these:...

Kaopectate is the answer.

2 posted on 02/27/2009 5:12:47 PM PST by EGPWS (Trust in God, Question everyone else)
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3 posted on 02/27/2009 5:12:51 PM PST by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country! What else needs said?)
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I’m missing the butt of this article.


4 posted on 02/27/2009 5:14:31 PM PST by Cincinna (TIME TO REBUILD * PALIN * JINDAL * CANTOR 2012)
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We prefer the Charmin MEGA rolls.


5 posted on 02/27/2009 5:15:32 PM PST by hsmomx3 (GO STEELERS!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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but that one cures ROIDS...


6 posted on 02/27/2009 5:16:49 PM PST by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country! What else needs said?)
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OUCH!!


7 posted on 02/27/2009 5:17:44 PM PST by hsmomx3 (GO STEELERS!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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Word destroye by Obama or by toilet paper. I’ll take toilet paper.


8 posted on 02/27/2009 5:17:57 PM PST by keepitreal (Obama brings change: an international crisis (terrorism) within 6 months)
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Sheryl Crow for president. She was right all along


9 posted on 02/27/2009 5:17:58 PM PST by newbie 10-21-00
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Corn cobbs ain’t out of style. Just sprinkle a little trupentine on one and rub....


10 posted on 02/27/2009 5:18:00 PM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar (14. Guns only have two enemies: rust and politicians.)
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I’ll give up my double quilted Charmin when they pry it from my cold dead fingers!


11 posted on 02/27/2009 5:18:35 PM PST by Dusty Road
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12 posted on 02/27/2009 5:19:12 PM PST by robomatik ((wine plug: renascentvineyards.com cabernet sauvignon, riesling, and merlot))
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Seriously, I have noticed things such as TP really going up in price.


13 posted on 02/27/2009 5:21:15 PM PST by hsmomx3 (GO STEELERS!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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As seen on a bathroom wall...

Here I sit among the vapor,
Some d—ned fool stole all the paper,
My girl is waiting I cannot linger,
Look out a$$h**e her comes my finger.


14 posted on 02/27/2009 5:21:41 PM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar (14. Guns only have two enemies: rust and politicians.)
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Maybe girlie-man Arnold can teach us how to use the two shells.


15 posted on 02/27/2009 5:21:47 PM PST by IrishPennant ("We're surrounded...That simplifies our problem.")
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more...
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2195630/posts


16 posted on 02/27/2009 5:22:02 PM PST by xcamel (The urge to save humanity is always a false front for the urge to rule it. - H. L. Mencken)
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If this thing on toilet paper is how to build a better mouse trap—ow!

I am waiting for a hole in the floor, a can of water, and a stick. When that happens not only will the traps be snapping but bells will be ringing with barf alerts.

17 posted on 02/27/2009 5:22:09 PM PST by jonrick46 (The Obama Administration is a blueprint for Fabian Socialism.)
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Please send me all the discarded copies of the NY Times you can find and I’ll never buy TP again.


18 posted on 02/27/2009 5:23:07 PM PST by Huskrrrr
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Nope, I’m not going to give up my TP for the planet or any other reason.

One of the only true pleasures left a man is a peaceful, uninterrupted dump and if I have to scrape my posterior with sandpaper, it’s going to completely harsh my mellow.

Sorry Earth, you’re just going to have to take this one for the team.


19 posted on 02/27/2009 5:23:12 PM PST by Dr.Zoidberg (Warning: Sarcasm/humor is always engaged. Failure to recognize this may lead to misunderstandings.)
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Obama to make random spot inspections.........


20 posted on 02/27/2009 5:23:47 PM PST by sbark
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