[Travis McGee]

Just begin every piece of dialogue with, "Aye, laddie!"

[gwilhelm56]

You need to WRITE the accent?? or just need help DOING the accent??

[Sax]

It's for a one minute play.

Act I: Set up (20 seconds) A: Let's drink some Scotch. Laiphroig? B:Aye.

Act II: Confrontation (20 seconds) A:Would you like some milk in it? B:Are ya raving mad? And dilute the pure goodness?

Act III: Resolution (20 seconds) A:Ok, we'll drink some with milk and some without. B:Now you're talking.

[Focault's Pendulum]

It's for a one minute play

Do you need it it in two or three acts?

[DuncanWaring]

Hopefully, you can work in “Nay, lassie, it’s as good as it ever was”.

[wtc911]

Is it about MacGregor the dock-builder?

[Francis McClobber]

A fine Scotsman is visiting his distant relatives in Canada. While hiking in the woods, they came across an animal very peculiar to the Scotsman. It had huge horns, big legs and an odd shaped body.

“Hoot mon! What in the Worrrrld is that?” the Scotsman asked,

“Why, that’s a moose.” the Canadian replied.

“Moose? If that’s yourrrr moose, I’d hate to see yourrrr cat!”

Scottish humor

[calex59]

I am full of scotch! No, seriously, I have mostly Scot Ancestors, with a few Irish thrown in but Mostly the Scot. However, I know less about Scot ancestry than you might want but I think I can help you with Dialogue. How’s this: “Captain, I’m workin’ as fast as I can. If I give ye any more she’ll blow!”. Hope that helps!

[Joe 6-pack]

Smoke some of these while you're writing the dialogue...

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

I used to write no act plays in high school. Saved lots of paper that way.