[STARWISE]

[aliquando]

This is news?

[gussiefinknottle]

Now they should have octuplets!

[Mobile Vulgus]

Never heard of either one of them. Should I have?

[Dixie Yooper]

The is the first marriage for both.

Should read; This is the only marriage for both.

[Condor51]

She'll leave him the minute he gets cut by the NE Patriots and then becomes another 'football has-been'.

His best years are behind him (tired cliche')(/s)

[GEC]

Finally... he’s making an honest woman of her!

I wish them every happiness.

[Le Chien Rouge]

Tom Brady & Gisele Bündchen Get Married

So did a couple thousand other PEOPLE.

Out of FAIRNESS, shouldn’t PEOPLE give them coverage also??

sarc//

[pgkdan]

Is she the mother of his child?

[Phosgood]

Why is this news on FR?

No wonder we can’t stay/get focused!

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Congratulations to them. Hope it lasts longer than the typical celebrity marriage.

[Admin Moderator]

Please refrain from placing this kind of garbage in the main forum.

[Minn]

I don’t know what he’s thinking. She the least attractive of all the Victoria’s Secret underwear models.

[MaPitt]

At their first wedding, Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen had dogs dressed up in Dolce and Gabbana lace collars. At their second wedding, they had bullets allegedly fired at the heads of photographers. There's no word on whether or not the bullets were decorated with little tiny bow-ties first.

Here's the story, as told by the photographers, who belong to some photo agency called INF. From the Boston Globe:

The trouble apparently began as the two photographers were returning to their car after using long lenses to shoot pics of the nuptials. The snappers were then confronted by security and "frogmarched" to the Brazilian beauty's villa, where they were asked to turn over their film, according to INF. (Gisele, it seems, has an exclusive picture deal with a Brazilian magazine.) The men refused and, trailed by security, ran back to their jeep. "As they started the engine, a live round pierced the back windshield...and hit the front windshield directly between the two mens' heads," according to a post at INF's blog. Cortez said he was shocked. "I couldn't believe it when I realized what they had done," he told the photo agency. "I could have lost my life for the sake of some pictures that Gisele didn't want published. Are they insane?"

I tried to tell them not to invite Plaxico Burress to their wedding. But did they listen to me? Nope.

Obviously, that's unacceptable behavior. So unacceptable, in fact, that it makes a guy actually want to side with the paparazzi. Police are investigating, but it's not yet clear if charges will be filed.