[Dick Bachert]

How sad these folks dispatched themselves before they could be vetted by Obamessiah's crack staff (these are the folks who vet nominees for important cabinet positions while on crack!). Pray that they dispatched themselves BEFORE they reproduced!

[GeronL]

the winner should be the US voter

[theDentist]

I don’t think Mr Bingham deserves to be listed as he survived, sans a foot. He can still reproduce. Pretty much all others died, and their genes likely went with them.

[Zuben Elgenubi]

I swear there's a smile on her face

[mikelets456]

“The sheer force of the elephant’s unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground where he struck his head on a rock as the elephant continued to evacuate 200 pounds of dung on top of him.”

Holy Crap...That stinks!

[Slings and Arrows]

Fake. #3 is from 1990, and is greatly exaggerated.

http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1993-06.html

[tsmith130]

Bingham, who had continued drinking, volunteered and pointed out that a coil of lineman's cable, lay near by. They secured one end around Bingham's leg and then tied the other to the bridge. His fall lasted 40 feet before the cable tightened and tore his foot off at the ankle. He miraculously survived his fall into the icy water and was rescued by two nearby fishermen. Bingham's foot was never located.

I thought to make the list, these Einstein's had to die, no?

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

I dunno. Seems like I’ve seen that elephant dung one a few years back...

[DarthVader]

First Place: All those who voted for Obozo!!

[Clock King]

Third Place — LOL! I swear I saw that in a movie some time ago.

[antiRepublicrat]

Crime scene investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in the shop. The subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds.

Target practice is in order.

[joe fonebone]

bump for later

[DrNo]

Zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt ( Paderborn , Germany ) fed his constipated elephant 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally got relief.

Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema stimulus package when the relieved beast unloaded. The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground where he struck his head on a rock as the elephant continued to evacuate 200 pounds of dung on top of him.

[wiggen]

went to the site- the firearms story is from 1990
http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1993-06.html

[throwback]

So when the guy lost his foot, nature was selecting one foot as optimal I take it. I guess that would mean a smaller footprint in mine fields and such, and so improved “fitness”. Hmm. Sounds as plausible as global ... I mean climate change I guess.

[GreyFriar]

ping

[Designer]

"I thought to make the list, these Einstein's had to die, no?"

Actually, the rule is; that they have die through their own stupid actions BEFORE they reproduce.

The older ones, while admitedly stupid, might have already reproduced, therefore without verifiable proof that they have not produced progeny, they should be disqualified.