Posted on 02/26/2009 11:45:23 AM PST by Texican72
A Russian man died after guzzling a bottle of Viagra to keep him going for a 12-hour orgy with two female pals.
The women had bet mechanic Sergey Tuganov $4,300 that he wouldnt be able to follow through with the half-day sex marathon.
But minutes after winning the bet, the 28-year-old died of a heart attack, Moscow police said.
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“They say if it lasts more than four hours that you need to go to the hospital and seek a doctors help immediately. OK I’m going to the hospital alright, but I’m going to wear that gown backwards and show it off for the whole world to see.” - Jeff Foxworthy
Kind of strange, seeing as viagra was originally developed as a heart medicine. Oh well, as in all things, moderation is the key.
At least he went out happy, i guess.
mortician noted he looked about 95% relaxed....
it seemed like a good idea at the time
Maybe this poor chap should have been taught the phrase “all things in moderation”
I wonder if signs of rigor mortis set in early :-O
I had a friend who was a bit of a partier. He took 4 viagra one time. He then proceeded to tell me what they do for erections lasting more than 4 hours. If an icepack and a walk on the treadmill don’t work, you will soon learn that syringes can be used for removing fluid as effectively as they can inject fluid..
That's evil. You'd think the medical field would just hire Helen Thomas to do some porn and distribute the DVD .... instant deflation.
I came up with the one “If it lasts over four hours call your Doctor. Heck, if it lasts over four hours I’m calling my hunting buddies, my brother, my ex-wife,....” (I imagine others have too!!)
A 4300 pound “bet” - yeah that’s the ticket.
Sounds like he got stiffed. (triple entendre' - booyah!)
Yep! Somehow I knew the comments would be better than the story.
It lowers blood pressure. You lower blood pressure enough and Mr. Ticker can't get enough blood supply to beat.
Some really funny posts on here. Shouldn’t laugh.....but....
Even 28 year olds have their limits. 12 hours?
Buying 'Viagra' online could kill
Impotence remedy ... the real thingBy JANE SYMONSPublished: 12 Nov 2008 MEN who buy Viagra on the internet risk flopping in bed, throwing up, or being rushed to hospital.
A shock report warns that 90 per cent of the magic blue pills sold on-line could be fakes.
Lab tests carried out by Pfizer, the company that makes the real impotence medicine, reveal high levels of contamination in counterfeit tablets.
Rat poison, road paint and other toxic ingredients have been found in prescription medicines such as Viagra, statins and blood pressure pills, bought over the internet.
Senior chemist Wendy Greenall said: “A commonly used antibiotic is quite often found in fake Viagra.”
When mixed with alcohol it can make users violently sick.
She says: We often see high levels of non-active substances such as lactose, sucrose and chalk - and they regularly contain paracetamol.”
Anyone unwittingly mixing these fakes with a headache or cold remedy risks permanent liver damage or death because it’s possible to overdose on as little as 5g of paracetamol - the equivalent of 10 headache tablets.
Ms Greenall said: “The counterfeit medicine we see is either obviously fake, or very close to the real thing.”
Some contain Kamagra an impotence medicine sold in India.
More than 335,000 British men could be putting their lives at risk.
A survey of 935 men over 35 carried out for Pfizer revealed that one in ten had bought presciption medicines on line.
On average they spend £30 a year on black-market medicines which means it is worth £10.3 million in the UK alone.
Sun GP Dr Carol Cooper said: “I often have patients who are not eligible for Viagra on the NHS ask about buying it on-line because it’s cheaper.
“My answer is always the same: ‘Don’t’.”
She said others are tempted because they are too embarrassed to ask for the blue pills.
But she added: “It would be a lot more embarrassing to have a severe reaction.”
How do you kow if your pills are the real thing when bying online? Look out for the British Pharmaceutical 'Registered Pharmacy' logo (above), it indicates a legitimate internet pharmacy.
Globally it’s estimated to be worth £20billion a year.
Sun GP Dr Carol Cooper said: “I often have patients who are not eligible for Viagra on the NHS ask about buying it on-line because it’s cheaper.
“My answer is always the same: ‘Don’t’.”
She said others are tempted because they are too embarrassed to ask for the blue pills.
But she added: “It would be a lot more embarrassing to have a severe reaction.”
How do you kow if your pills are the real thing when bying online? Look out for the British Pharmaceutical 'Registered Pharmacy' logo (above), it indicates a legitimate internet pharmacy.
Which reminds me...every time I hear that Kings of Leon song, I think, “If your sex is on fire, you’re not using enough lube.”
LOL!
reminds me of Paxton Quigley from 3 in the attic
That little voice tells me not to ask, but.....are there pictures of the contestants?
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